Wedding Cake Anyone?

  Years ago I saw a movie, Jason and the Argonauts. It was one of those things about ancient Greeks, some stuff out of Homer, I guess, anyway there was this one scene where Jason was fighting these skeletons. These pricks were running around, grinning, waving swords, and every time Jason would clobber one, they blew into gazillion pieces and ended up in a pile of dog bones . . . and then, they got right back UP! Boys, girls, and all flavors in between, I give you GAY MARRIAGE! 

    This is a very important issue. Don't worry about the border, black lives mattering, Ebola in every house, the possibility of Hillary in the White House, the possibility of the White House in Trump's house, or ten thousand screaming Muslims hitting the port of New York with blood in their eyes, we gotta get these gays under control! That's the most important thing there is. Yesterday, on my news feed, it even trumped Trump. 

    Ok, yet again, I go before the bench to school you people about life in fairy land. God knows we didn't have gay people before about eighteen months ago, right? This is something that nobody ever considered since Caesar had a boyfriend, correct? For all those out there without a frontal lobe I'm being facetious. That's where you make a point by using absurdity. Now, where was I, oh yes, of COURSE we had gay folk back in the day. We called 'em "queers." All sections of the country had them. From Truman Capote to that movie, Broke Dick Mountain, queers were everywhere. So what's the problem?

    Well, the problem is Americans. Yep, them bastards again. All men are created equal. Women are a little less equal and homosexuals fall in a kinda split equality. We like the waiter, but don't like his boyfriend. Now before I go on I want to say up front that I believe in marriage. I've believed in it five times during my life. What God hath joined together let no man put asunder. God didn't count on brother in laws, mother in laws, or that cute sister in law we don’t want to talk about, but that's another article. 

    Americans tend to want everyone to be treated equally, unless, of course you're black, then one faction wants you in the cotton fields, and the other in the White House. Let's just say for grits and grins that down at the court house we are all SUPPOSED to be citizens, ok? Now, I'm fixing to ruffle some feathers here, I do those things, but do you think if them two gay fellers had come in to pay their taxes on a house where the deed had both their names on it, Kim Davis would have refused their money, because if you do have I got a bridge for you and it's on SALE!

    I saw an article last night expounding (yet again) the separation of church and state, but verily, verily, I say unto thee, the very moment you pass the first dollar across the counter for a marriage "license" you just "married" the church and state. (You may swat them bees now.) IF you're religious, and IF you want to get married, why do you have to go to the state and attain a permit? Wedding night, union of man and woman, twenty-five dollars, hmmmmmm. Last time I gave a woman twenty five dollars for a situation like that I didn't call it a "Holy Union."

 

If we’re going to “license” something then let’s just DO it! Every license I ever had involved something called “renewal.” So, I take Frenchi down to the courthouse and get married. A year rolls around, and the new wears off. Problems arise. We go to councilors, she gets “saved,” I read some book about being sensitive, but nothing works. Then another year goes by and I say, “Frenchi, we’re coming up for renewal of this license, and, well, I don’t think I’m going to do it this year. No divorce, no hard feelings, no muss, no fuss.

    Right now, in my Tea Party circle, the Islam Invasion is the big deal. Muslims want to get in everybody's business. We Americans tend to leave people alone so long as they leave us alone. If two guys want to shack up and call it a marriage, and you don't believe in it, but you believe in an omnipotent God, then it only goes to follow that that God has your back. Do I agree with the gay lifestyle? No. Will I not invite an old friend to a cocktail party because he wants to bring his boyfriend? No! Because that would involve hate, and that's what the Muslims do, they love Allah, but they hate everybody else. 

    Ok, solution time. End marriage license. If you're religious get married down at the church and your union will be in the church records. If you are secular get a civil official to do it and sign some kind of legal paper saying you're hitched. GOVERNMENT! All people must be taxed the same and may leave property to survivors whomEVER those survivors may be! The country will survive. We survived Jimmy Carter, and there's a fair to midland chance we may survive Obama. Stop pimping marriage! The churches canNOT impose rules down at the courthouse and the courts canNOT tell churches whom they must marry! Learn it, live it, love it!

    Kim Davis made her point. She's homophobic, ok, we get that. I'm simply not. My sexuality is not challenged by Mr. and Mr. My self-assessment is not upset by Mrs. and Mrs. though I do find that a bit more entertaining than two guys, but that's just me. We need to move past this to more pressing issues. When the Muslims take over the Capitol steps in Austin screaming, "Allah Akbar!" and twenty three Christians show up, it's time to stop worrying about two guys kissing in the park, because that's what the Muzzies want! If we don't come together and address these issues these goat herders are going to tear down the country and boys and girls, you won't be worried about gay marriage then . . . you'll be worried about your LIFE! Wedding cake anyone?

 

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The War Isn't Coming, It's HERE!

 

We are entering a war for the survival of America. Back in the day issues would rise up, and America would address them. Like the riots of the sixties. One issue, civil rights. Even WWII was one issue. It’s different now. Then entire world seems to have decided our day has come and gone, and those with agendas think they have a better idea. There are new enemies. The funny people that we used to laugh at in Bob Hope movies are now killing pretty girls and leaving their bodies dashed on the rocks. Mexicans who once slipped over the border to pick oranges suddenly have become a political force.  Martin Luther King has been replaced by raving maniacs who want to kill everything lighter than them.

                There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who will ignore a lump in the middle of their forehead, and those who take action. Let’s do some math. Most people in this country, well at least 51%, just want to live, work, and retire. We hire people like politicians, police, and doctors to see after things that we can’t while we work those jobs and fund everything. We are NOT sheep, NOT fools, and NOT stupid. We built cars, buildings, raised wheat, cows, and our kids, and didn’t care which direction some camel jockey prayed to. When a national threat came we drafted our young men, and they went OVER THERE and shot them folks up, and then came home to build more cars, buildings, and grow more wheat. And the world hated us for it.

                Europe is nothing but a bunch of weak, stupid, liberal girly-men who shoot their mouths off until a real man (like Hitler) comes along and bytch-slaps them back to reality. While they were poking fun at us the refugee invasion just walked in and took command. Hitler would be spinning in his grave, if he had one. He’d think, “Shucks, I wasted all those bullets? All I had to do was tell the German people to just walk across the Polish border and move in!” Europe is getting exactly what it deserves. They devalued their currency with the Euro, nullified their government, refused to fully support us in any war, except the ones where THEIR arses were on the line, married homosexuals, smoked dope, and now they stand back in snake amazement as a bunch of illiterate religions nuts take over their streets. I’m a simple old boy from Austin, not a STUPID old boy from Austin!

                There is a thing called misdirection. Don’t look here, look THERE! Adherents to a religion founded by an illiterate pedophile dictate the rules while we are still arguing over the difference between a Mormon and a Methodist. Then we look up and all our school kids have their faces on the floor paying homage to some moon god the freaking Babylonians invented during a sex orgy four thousand years ago. The very idea that these Sand Knee Grows stood on the capitol steps in Austin, Texas shouting Allah Akbar, and didn’t get HUNG is beyond me. Back in my day the freaking FFA from a high school could have run them off. We need a serious panties check here! By the way, we, over in the Texas secessionist movement have DONE that check and we HAVE a solution, only YOU PEOPLE won’t listen!

                And the “black thing.” Jesus told us the poor we’d always have with us. Well, boys and girls, the blacks we will also always have. We BROUGHT them here to pick the cotton we were too lazy to pick ourselves. And all you “blacks?” You’re not black, you’re mutts, just like US. All of us are just different shades of A M E R I C A N! When Mohammed comes over that hill you will be the first to go. Then they’ll take care of all the Nancy Boys. Kim Davis did NOT advocate pitching you fairies off the top of a building to see if you could fly, ok? Black Lives Matter, and the New Black Panthers are trying to instigate a guerilla war. Go ahead, laugh! King George stopped laughing in 1781 when George Washington made Cornwallis his bitch! These black groups don’t have a plan. Who lays siege to a city and then steals all the condoms out of a drug store? Give me a break! All they want to do is get that 51% I told you about to be suspicious enough of each other by the facts with spin that the girls on the VIEW get plump wet about. I have a personal fantasy of shoving a rag in Whoopi Goldberg’s mouth. The black businessman is suddenly concerned that all whites will turn on him because of the color of his skin. The whites see that bunch of fools running around in black jackets and guns and imagine that every black church is harboring ammo. If we all just stood back and looked at things as they really were the black folk would bring the bar b que, we whites would bring some rope, we’d round up all of them bad boys and have a neck tie party, get drunk and go home.

                While I understand what my friend Chip Darby is saying about law enforcement, I also understand reality. With all these idiots running loose, for the time being we’re going to NEED guys that are willing to break a car window and drag a fool into the street. Without that thin blue line all that is left is US. We canNOT have our police afraid to go to work. We’ve got to STOP arguing the constitution because we get pulled over for running a stop sign. We DO have to step up. The police need to know that we WANT our little girls to be able to cross the street and go to school withOUT being raped by whomever decides to on any given day.

                The war isn’t coming, it’s HERE! The propaganda is rampant. A woman, high on drugs, gets run off by her boyfriend in Texas, gets pulled over, makes a scene, goes to jail, small bail, crashes in the cell, boyfriend WON’T take her call, kills herself, and now the black radicals want to name a STREET after her? Swat them bees, swat them bees. They be a –buzzin! It’s here. Don’t ignore that lump in the middle of your forehead. If we don’t hang together we will surely hang separately.

                 

               

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All The Smiling Faces

     This is going to be a rough one. I've been studying 9/11 videos all day. In 1981 I went to New York. I had a girl there, and she took me to Manhattan. First thing I wanted to do was eat spaghetti on Mulberry Street. The people were friendly. I wore a cowboy hat (which I never did) and the Italians got a kick ou of that. Then we took a boat ride to the Statue of Liberty. Later I ate a salt water hot dog. I ate it on top of one of the Twin Towers. 

     The elevators were huge, and if I remember right, it took two. You had to go so far, get onto another, and finish the trip to the top. It amazed me that the roof was so small, or perhaps I just expected it to be as impressive as the height. I was glad to get down. I remember the people were so nice, not like I'd heard at all. Coming and going in the building, all dressed so well. They'd talk to me just to hear my Texas accent. I still remember all their smiling faces. 

    When the Towers fell I was stunned. I remember being on top, and I could just imagine those smiling faces up there with no way down. Today, as I watched the footage of the jumpers I considered the process of deciding to do that. No way out, enduring the heat, and finally making the plunge. No control, so you just tumble, and it made no difference how you hit, the result would be the same. A couple hours before you just wanted a cup of coffee and get to your office, and now the ground is rushing up faster, and faster, and then .  . .

     And the ones inside, who didn't jump, but believed the fire department would come, then there was this roar from somewhere up above, and then . . . All the smiling faces gone forever. Office politics didn't matter any more. The bills, promotion, the upcoming baseball game, nothing. Just you, nine seconds, and whatever waits on the other side. 

     I was going to make this a hate article. I was all fired up, even had a clever finish, but I just couldn't make it come together. I couldn't do because this is THEIR day. They paid for it. All the smiling faces. America is at a crisis, but I'm not going to dwell on that. So many others today have hammered those coffin nails.  I'm going to remember a salt water hot dog, a cool day in New York, and all the smiling faces. Today is my birthday, but I don't celebrate any more. 

One Little Old Lady

 All it took was one little old lady standing up, and the entire gay community got its panties in a knot. Let's just call a spade a spade, and we're not talking about Al Sharpton here. Homosexual behavior is unnatural. Dry hole vs wet hole. (Who said that?) The average life span for gays is sixty-two years, and the leading cause of death is suicide. Now, we'll always have gays. Some people are just weird, but a small percentage of the population cannot rule the country. I'm not saying they don't have rights, but marriage is, well, marriage! 

    Ok, here's the rub. It isn't just the sexual divination. The gay agenda is a war on God. Hey girls, if God doesn't exist how come you fighting so hard? If Kim Davis had said she didn't want to sign those papers because she considers gays to be a bunch of Sodomite maggots that would have been one thing, but she invoked God's name and that can't be tolerated. There is an all-out frontal assault on Christianity occurring right now. It's everywhere. Just last week I exclaimed, "JESUS!" and one of my grandsons told me, "Don't say that bad word." Some school teacher had told him that. 

    When the gays chose the marriage issue they dove for the very heart of Christian belief. They sliced right through common decency to the family, which is the core of America and told us it means nothing. They could pollute it at any time. All that good Americans hold sacred got washed down the drain of a San Francisco bath house. And most Christians turned the other cheek. The gays showed us BOTH of their cheeks and told us to kiss them!

    And all it took was one little old lady to just stand up and walk into the coliseum. Same as it ever was. Jesus does things like that, and He does it to make a point. The Devil mixes truth with lies. Gays are citizens, right? So, if you believe that then you simply must believe its perfectly fine for two men to come together as man and wife, right? WRONG! When you lie with a woman there is a fair to midland chance a baby will come out of it, unless Planned Parenthood gets involved and then it becomes inventory, but when two men lie together you just get AIDS! There is nothing prolific about the gay lifestyle. Oh, I'm sure there are nice gays out there. I'm sure a Nazi SS officer gave a candy bar to a little girl at some point, but it is like having an affair with your sister. Feels good at the time, but that don't make it right! 

    What you will see is now that as straight people have seen one person stand up, more and more will come forward and not try to argue details about the constitution. They will just cry, "Foul!" Gay marriage is on the books. They have crammed that up our butts, but the Christian MAJORITY will now put the gay community BACK in the bath houses where it belongs. These rump rangers will go to the back of the bus. Ain't democracy wonderful? If this article isn't politically incorrect for y'all, it's early yet, and I'm on my first cup of coffee . . . .with FRENCHI!

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The Pineapple Upside Down Cake

  Texas is not the only state fed up with the Fed. A recent survey revealed that one in four Americans would be perfectly fine with divorcing the Federal government without alimony. The remaining simply don't know what the structure of the government is, or they are buying into Abraham Lincoln's lie. Back in the day, right after we sent the British packing, each colony ran its own show. The fine folks in New York didn't know squat about growing cotton, and people in Virginia had never seen a bagel in their entire lives. The people ran the towns which ran the county which ran the state. Somewhere along the line they invented some body that would loosely represent all the states, which is what the colonies morphed into so that they could all get together for things that may be of interest to all combined, such as the British coming back, which they did in 1812. 

    It was always understood that the government you had to be concerned with was "right here," and whatEVER that other government did was "over yonder." They were VERY aware of the old days when the crown was WAY over yonder, taking money and taxing tea. While everyone understood the Bill of Rights (a lost art) the central government was confined to the rather short to do list called the constitution. The constitution was craftily designed that way. A bunch of rather clear, but limited rules with the understanding that the day to day affairs would be handled on a local level. 

    And the Bill of Rights was just a laundry list of things they already knew.  They knew people had a right to pray, speak, eat dinner, protect themselves and not become their own prosecutor. The eleventh amendment should have simply been the word "but," because after the Bill of Rights there was really nothing more to say, BUT, a lot of room for "interpretation." Take, for example the freed slaves. You don't have to add an amendment giving them all the rights outlined in the Bill of Rights, they already HAVE them! Nowhere in the constitution does it outline how to own people, so addressing that issue isn't needed. We fought a war, slaves were freed, and that was that!

    The reconstruction era created a whole new critter. Remember that bunch of guys down on the Potomac eating dinners and watching for the British? Well, they found out that when you free a bunch of people you create a vacuum. They just filled that vacuum with the ENTIRE south! We got "reconstructed!" And you Yankees out there rubbing yourselves suggestively, when OUR reconstruction was finished they just reconstructed you too! At this time the structure of government became one big pineapple upside down cake. Every wonder why we even have a state Capitol anymore? I mean, pass all the laws you want, but Washington DC (Damn Communists) just says, "Naw!" and you need to take your butt back to the house. 

    Funny thing about power is its like a potato chip; nobody can eat just one. Think of our rights as a bag of potato chips, and the Federal government as Fat Albert.  The Bill of Rights is still there, but it's just an empty bag. Simple understanding has flown out the window, been replaced with legal mumbo-jumbo and the men in black have the guns to make it count. 

    Some things were skipped over in the Bill of Rights. Things like boys marry girls. You see, boys and girls are different. Velma Prigmore pulled her dress up and showed me that back in the eighth grade. Get your heads out the gutter, all I saw was her underwear. Nobody thought it needed to be explained in the constitution how to make babies. Somewhere down the line the states did explain that you should keep your shenadagins to a dull roar, i. e. one girl at a time. 

    Now, some groups got a little frisky and figured out that it was real cool to have a bunch of wives, and I'm down with that. I, myself, would love to be having martinis on the patio with four or five Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at my every command. I'm too old to do them any good, but the thought is nice. That makes me a creepy old pervert. Confession is good for the soul. Remember that bag of potato chips? Well, once the Fed got done with that bag of chips they were looking for a fresh bag. The states had this marriage thing down pretty good. They'd gotten into a little light pimping on the side and called it licensing. That's where you'd run down to the courthouse and pay them to do what you're gonna do anyway. The states never DREAMED that the big ol' government never met Velma Prigmore. 

    The Supreme Court is supposed to arbitrate between litigants concerning questions about the constitution. The constitution is fairly direct, but sometimes you have to have some guys in authority say, "Uh, y'all can have guns." They don't MAKE laws, they EXPLAIN laws. There is no marriage laws in the constitution that I know of, but I'm just a simple ol' boy from Austin, and I could be wrong. Don't matter . . . SCOTUS PUT it there and we were all entertained by two rump rangers strolling into a courthouse in Kentucky and asking a little old hillbilly woman to let them get married. I'd always thought Kentucky was a fairly straight up place, but after seeing all the Nancy boys in the courthouse building that day I resolved to never drink Jim Beam again!

    Well, as you know, this lady got jailed for refusing to issue the license, and the happy couple got married, skipping off to wedded bliss or a variation thereof. Oh, she was a Christian, too, and that's never good. Before you get your Bibles and prayer beads out she'll get a huge book deal, and be on TV more than Mylie Cyrus. The bottom line is the country's going to pot. If I had them cheerleaders I'd be a pervert, and if you marry the same sex YOU are a pervert. Swat them bees. If the condom fits, wear it. 

    Where is this gay lesbo thing heading? Well, it won't destroy the country in and of itself. It's just a symptom of a very sick society. I'm going to lay the blame for this squarely at the feet of Christians. To be sure there are some very vocal Christians standing up, one's in jail, but for the most part the majority just sit back and cede authority to that pineapple upside down cake. From Mormon to Methodist they are praying when they should be throwing that judge out of the courthouse window. The arrested county clerk should have a GoFundMe filled to,the brim, and dozens of lawyers, pro-bono and otherwise just foaming at the mouth to get the case. This is the only GOOD thing about Muslims. They have a distinctive remedy for homosexuality. The underlying aim of this entire mess to to destroy the morality of America. Once we're all squabbling about what restroom to use the Chinese, Russians, Mexicans, and Californians can just come in and scoop it all up. I'll be in Tijuana with them cheerleaders I told you about.     

 

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Texas is the Nigger of the World

    Texas is the nigger of the world! We have the best employment, the cleanest cities, bluest skies, best law enforcement, and Willie Nelson, but Americans and indeed the world, make fun of our accents, hats, boots, guns and base their opinions on gay comedians out in Hollywood. They think we are dragging black folk behind pickup trucks that have the mufflers tied on with barbed wire, and throw gays off the University of Texas Tower. 

    The south (of which Texas is NOT a part of) underwent an apocalypse when the first black child entered a white school. I came from Louisiana in 1962 and the schools were still segregated there. The first day of school quickly showed me that Texas had quietly made the change and none of my classmates even cared. 

    The stereotype of the Texas oil tycoon faded into history as gas prices shot up past WHISKEY, and the Americans STILL expected Texas to refine the crude just make sure it wasn't OUR crude! They imagine us as being out of control gunslingers completely IGNORING the fact that we were just allowed to kiss the glove and carry our guns where they could be seen. The Americans wouldn't let us carry guns for one hundred and forty years! And they were right because if we ever jump again we will finish the job. 

    Now we have Black Lives Matter tooling into the state because some chick offed herself over a traffic ticket. I want to remind you again, when you spend the night with a man, and he won't take your call from jail, that does NOT make you Rosa Parks, ok? Swat them bees! I've known some women like that. WhatEVER they did the night before, HE was glad to see her go, and I'd be willing to bet when the story finally comes out THAT was the reason for the suicide. 

    And let's not forget the Black Panthers. Strutting around carrying an assault rifles like they got something going on. They need to get a life. Go rob a liquor store. What would happen if white people started walking around carrying a shovel and a rope? HATE CRIME! 

    What I'm trying to say is we Texans can always find a way. We get along! Now, when you get a sewer like the fifth ward down in Houston, mix in a few Yankees, and at least one "activist" (Yeah, I'm talking about you Quanell) you get . . . .DETROIT! Just throw a cat over the fence at a dog pound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are poor people down there. Drive along the border fool. 1931 TEXAS, and people are pole vaulting over the fence to get in. When you feed the bears they get lazy. When you take away entitlement you get enterprise! I should be an economics professor. 

    A lot of fun is poked at our secession movement, and it may never happen, but let me tell you this; Texas is the only state that CAN succeed! If allowed, we could actually set up shop tomorrow, mint coins, eat steak, and sell gas to EVERYONE! What do you get if Wisconsin leaves, beer? Oh, we got that, too! And don't get me started on California. If the US told California, "Feed yourself," their cities would all fire up at once. For all their smoke and mirrors they don't own a glass of iced water. 

    This movement underway by black militant groups will go nowhere. The "Slingshot Man" may be a bit "profound," but beneath it all is a majority of Texans of all colors who agree on one thing; we don't NEED no help from Americans. We GOT this. My friend, Kent Franks, can walk into any cafe with me in Austin and eat. Why don't you try that in Detroit? And, by the way, we ARE marrying gay people down here.  Most of us don't LIKE it, but we generally try to stay out of people's private affairs. We'll yield to you on the freeway, too. 

    Hot flash to outsiders, we're too big and rich to push around. We're also Redneck (even if that neck is black) and a little bit crazy. We've shown consistently that we will back up in a church and shoot at you, and we can't count to 5,000. As you try to divide us we'll just huddle together because we know that Texas, at it's worse, is better than what the Yankees have to offer. Texas has it all, heck y'all, we even have Ebola!

 

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Little Pink Houses

Kim Davis has drawn a line down at the courthouse that once again has us all considering the ramifications of same sex marriage. I support same sex! I've been having the same sex for years, just not with other men. Ms. Davis came up with a solution today saying that if she simply doesn't have to sign the marriage license then it won't conflict with her religious beliefs. Ok, ring the bell, schools in. In America we say we try to separate church and state. For a religious person marriage is a sacrament. A license is a government document granting permission to do certain things. The very term  "Marriage License" is an oxymoron, and is, in fact, unconstitutional.  

    Gays go on and on about their rights. They say they want tax benefits. This is not true. The militant gay groups want nothing less than to destroy society and make it conform to their twisted world view. They don't want to just live a peaceful live and enjoy tax breaks, they want to push their agenda on every school child they can to ease their own conscience, and justify themselves. Little pink houses. Swat them bees . . . little pink bees. 

      The main emphasis in all this is the eventual destruction of Christianity. Christianity stands as a huge stumbling block to the gay agenda. And Christians assist in their own demise. "God, Family, and Country!" You have all heard that. Sounds good, doesn't it? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, when your priest, Rabbi, Mormon Bishop, or medicine man leans over to sign off on that government document he has just ceded all sacramental authority to the government and the holy mantra becomes "God, Family and Country" UNLESS you get married and then it's "Government, country, and family" ONLY if you sign it in blue ink!  

    Sometimes all it takes is the actions of one person to point out the insane direction this country has been drifting toward in the last few years. We all come with a moral compass, some just point south, like the Gay Alliance. North, south, your anus is south of your head . . . I digress. SCOTUS legislated from the bench when it regurgitated that ruling. The good thing is we now know how many fairies sit on that court. Yeah, I called 'em "Fairies," I'm from Texas, deal with it.  

    So, here's the solution. Do away with marriage license. Let the churches marry people, or judges who will then just document for the record that two people consider themselves to be one in whatever configuration they see fit. If Gays want to have religious ceremony start a church, something like "The Church of the Mighty Erection," and go there and eat a nice gay wedding cake. NOBODY CARES! I don't care about Gays. Now, I wouldn't want one of them to marry my sister . . . wait, come to think about it one of them DID marry my sister, but I also have a semi-black great grandchild, too. It's getting harder to be a gay-bashing, racist redneck these days, but, you try, you know. 

    Anyway, poor Kim sits in jail, reading her Bible, eating pot pies. Any ideas on how good she's gonna do in the next election? I didn't even know Kentucky HAD gays! Don't miss her bestselling book coming out, and her possible appointment to President Trump's cabinet. Many are chosen, but few are called. She was called, and answered. Federal Judge got to beat up a little old lady and the Gay Alliance is so proud. Please wake up people. The Republic Texas is becoming more and more a reality.  

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