Liberal Democrats

     I have a friend that I never talk to outside of a friendly "like" on her kids' pictures. Why? Because she's a liberal democrat. Her philosophy is simple. If it's liberal democrat, she's IN! Run dead babies up the flagpole two at a time; FINE! She's a liberal democrat. Let illegals enter the country and rape eight year olds; FINE! She's a liberal democrat. Put an illegal alien in the White House; FANTASTIC! She's a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT! 

     Liberal democrats never look at an issue any deeper than to see if it's crazy enough to be liberal democrat. They are so stupid it defies logic. Pass laws against Bar B Q smoke in Austin. Great idea! It interferes with all the  pot smoke drifting around. Why do we issue these idiots drivers licenses? And they spring to the defense of any liberal democratic idea no matter how far out in left field it is. Never have a conversation with a liberal democrat. You may as well be discussing the Karma Sutra with the pastor at the Westboro Baptist Church. 

     Gay marriage? Why heck yeah. LIBERAL DEMOCRATS! Give up all our guns and hope the cartels will find Jesus! Liberal Democrats! Vote for Hilliary Clinton? They voted for Obama, didn't they? Obamacare is a procto with a dry glove. LIBERAL DEMOCRATS! And it's all Bush's fault! 

     So, what do we do? Well, you can't just shoot 'em. There's laws. You can't reason with them. You may as well be arguing with a chimpanzee at the zoo about the price of bananas. What we need to do is convince them that the voting booths are at the food stamp office. Then, while they're down there holding their number, hopefully the polls will close. Since they love gay marriage so much maybe in a generation or two they'll become extinct. Unless they find a way to procreate like an amoeba because they're LIBERAL DEMOCRATS!