The Pit and the Pendulum

     Ok, What's Wrong With America 101. While scanning the news this afternoon I came upon these trending stories at the bottom of the page. On one side was Josh Duggar and his wife announcing the birth of their fourth child. Directly across you'll notice a story about Bruce Gender. Farther up the page, not visible, is some idiot with the Nation of Islam advocating doing away with the American flag, and a little commentary by some egg head in the state department explaining how Iran will honor all it's agreements. Not one office intern from the White House even drove BY the funerals of the five dead marines in Chattanooga! 

     Meanwhile, back at the ranch, practice firefights are raging across Texas as the military trains for WHAT? Hey military! You wanna practice urban war so bad, get your butts down to Laredo and El Chapo will school you! Know what's scary? I watched one of those firefights today. On second thought DON'T jump on El Chapo, he has enough guns. 

     The lead in to the Josh Duggar story made very clear that he was a Christian! Well, ok, kid made a mistake, had a problem, family addressed it and he's building a family. Look what doctor Brucee went to to fix its problem! We gleen TV shows so the grandkids don't get exposed to questionable material and then the nightly news throws THAT up on the screen! "Gee, grandpaw, what's THAT?" 

     And, oh yeah, someone will call me a racist. If I were to tell the grandson, "Well, that would be a queer son," I couldn't begin to count the CPS at the door! Americans are waking up. Donald Trump is just a sign of that awakening. He may not even win, but the rush of people to his speeches shows the mood the country is in right now. Remember that pendulum I told you about? It never stops dead in the center, it always continues to the left or right. It is suspended above a political pit, and it has a razor sharp edge. The pit and the pendulum sacrifices ideas. Liberalism is tied to the altar of political correctness right now and the pendulum just broke skin! 

     There will be wailing and the gnashing of teeth as conservatives take revenge on the people who trashed everything good, and pure, and American! I can't tell you how far it will go. Not all the complaints are founded. FOX News will dissect sound bites and make Obama sound like an Imam while he orders pizza. The left will have coverage of huge Klan rallies at every VFW that ever sold a beer, and they will tear down a statue of Robert E. Lee, replacing it with one of Liberace! 

     There is about a twenty five mile wide strip of land in California, extending from about LA down to San Diego. EVERYBODY in that area is crazy! Same in Florida, and I'm sad to say we got it down here in Texas, too. Houston's  Mayor, Pervert Porker.  The rest of the country is fine! The Inland Empire in SoCal is Texas with better weather. When the citizens found out bus loads of wetbacks were headed for Murrieta they turned out by the droves and STOPPED it. We Texans just built high end condos for them out in Dilly! 

     Stop wringing your hands! There are more of US than there are of THEM. As more and more voters show up to listen to Trump other candidates will smell the coffee. Suddenly decency will be in. Now, make no mistake about it, those politicians don't give a flip about you, but they care about getting elected. If they pick up on the idea that dumping Bruce Gender off Catalina would translate into votes he'd just better hope those breast implants float!