Saturday, April 4, 2015

Banana Boats

     I said yesterday that I was taking the weekend off to celebrate the holiday. I lied! Got up this morning with something on my mind. Ted Cruz has ignited the political scene more than back when Washington was kicking those chunks of ice out of the way in the Delaware.  The ladies, oh God I hate to use that term for them, on the "View" even saw fit to take off after him the very next day. Whoopie Goldberg was the lead dog. Whoopie's movie career is in the toilette so she became a political scientist. She could always star in a remake of "Predator." She's  GOT the hair! 

     Liberals in America have held sway for far too long, and we conservatives have been too busy paying for their Obama phones to launch much of an attack, but in the words of the song, "Times, they are a-changing!" The newly endowed Republican house and Senate was the American people serving an eviction notice to the radical left that solid, red blooded American CHRISTIANS were fed UP! I agree with Doc Greene on www.ragingelephants.com that in former days when a republican went to congress, after a bit, they would morph into a RINO (Republican in name only) but the landscape has changed. When one finds oneself amongst a bunch of fools, and if you wish to survive, you try to blend in and not make waves. When in Rome, do as the Romans.  Stupid is as stupid does. Well, there's a new sheriff in town. First off, most of the newly elected members ran on conservative principles. That was the message sent to Washington. When they arrived, the dinosaurs were still munching weeds in the swamp and completely missed that comet. Did you think they were all going to pack up their boyfriends and run to California? That tail had been wagging the dog so long the dog had mange! 

     The newly installed had to get their "legs." They had to learn everything from procedure to the quickest way to beat traffic and get to work. They had the conservative spirit, they just needed a "happening" guy to show them how to apply that spirit. Enter Ted Cruz! Under his direction the Republican majority will begin to feel their oats and exert the power they really have. And the spirit of conservatism is breaking out all over the country. The Indiana religious freedom law is a prime example. The Gays, who never miss an opportunity to wave their underwear for CNN, went into a feeding frenzy. Cakes still ain't getting baked, girls! Hey, I'm all for equality. Why don't you ladies stride into a biker bar in Houston and order up a beer. See how THAT works out for ya! 

     Liberty is malignant and  will become metastatic once it takes hold. The chemo of liberal thought won't help! Once the American people get used to the idea that consecrative values CAN be enforced there will be a virtual orgy of freedom breaking out. For years good, solid, conservative representatives have held back because they knew the power over in the Grand Mosque, I mean the White House, would just strike another executive order and shoot it all down. Well, how'd that last budget fare? Congress is talking BACK! The Republican senators who penned that letter to Iran told the truth, and now they are all cocked back getting ready to demonstrate that truth to a nation that has done nothing but lie since its conception. They want a nuclear weapon so bad, President Cruz will give 'em one! 

     Of course, their are those who will say Ted isn't eligible to run, but I think the abomination of the last six years have put that theory to rest, don't you? Obama can't even count the stars on Old Glory. Fifty-seven? And we KNOW he can't spell R E S P E C T! Obama portrayed himself as a constitutional lawyer. Ted Cruz IS a constitutional lawyer. AND he shows up for work! So, what do they attack next? Ted Cruise is a Christian, and they claim that means he thinks the world is six thousand years old. Obama tips his hat to Islam, where a Muslim cleric wanted the movie, "Gravity" pulled off the market because it showed the earth as round, and THAT offended Muslims! Swat them bees, swat them bees! Liberals go on and on about the separation of church and state while they pound every cockamamie Islamic illogic down our throats every day! I believe in the separation of church and state too, so why don't we put all the Muslims on a banana boat BACK to the Sahara?

     And his opponent? Hillary (I haven't told the truth since my mama's water broke) Clinton. The perfect storm. I'd be surprised if she didn't produce evidence proving she's just a little bit black. Heck, when you can blow up an American embassy and dump thirty thousand emails that would be no big trick at all. I'd like her to produce medical documents proving she's a WOMAN! You want to hear real black voices? Then you should listen to the Apostle Claver, John David Manning, and Herman Cain. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE! Let's give the liberals the thrashing they've had coming for YEARS. And liberals, there's still room on those banana boats!

      

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