Cannon Ball and a Feather

    I was on the radio with KC Massey last night. He was detailing his arrest on the border. I'm not going to go into the whole thing, but it was two hours of one flub up after another by our United States Government. Then, like a bolt from the blue it hit me. The Lord appeared before me in glory and asked, "What did you expect?" The last thing the American government did right was . . . was . . . was, well, they've been in business for over two hundred sum odd years so I know there HAS to be SOMETHING there.

    Let's just look at the stuff that goes, "bump" in the night. Get drunk the night before and get the president's head blown off the next day by a warehouse clerk. Get run out of Vietnam by a bunch of kids in sandals and pajamas. Screw up a burglary a CRACKHEAD could have done better. Solicit oral sex from a school girl and too STUPID to pay her dry cleaning bill. Go into two wars looking for one old man on a walking stick who basks away sipping iced tea in a condo thirty five miles away, and last but not least, elect a president that makes PUTIN look good! And you pay money for this, people. Matter of fact, you paid money for this TODAY! 

    We need to change a few things. With our sterling record in the Middle East we need to retire the bald eagle and replace it with a yellow bellied sap sucker. Need to make Old Glory flame retardant, and we need to appoint Bill Gates secretary of the treasury. Now we have Jade Helm. While I was concerned at first, I'm at ease now. The American Government is doing it! Now, if it were being headed up by the Mexican cartels I'd already on my way to Canada. Don't think so? How's that Jimmy Hoffa case working out for you, huh? Proof POSITIVE the government did NOT have a thing to do with it. I think that the president had a secret meeting and asked his cabinet, "Who can we make war on and win?" John Kerry said, "Ourselves?"

    About the only thing they ever fined tuned was extortion, when they dreamed up the IRS, but heck, the Hell's Angels can do that. Embargoed Cuba pretty good. Yep, fixed THOSE cigars didn't they? I happen to be a cigar smoker and lifting the blockade of Cuba is about the only thing I agree with. 

    The DisUnited States of Illusion keeps limping along with its porous border, funny money, and politically correct president, and we'll keep paying for it hoping the Chinese don't foreclose the mortgage. Oh yeah, we did that too! In a thousand years some kid'll ask his teacher what happened to the ancient empire of America, and the teacher will say, "Oh, they started marrying goats, calling toilette paper wealth, and all got strung out on pot. Mexico finally annexed them." 






From a Simple Ol' Boy From Austin