There’s a new world coming, and if you don't believe that, have I got a bridge down on the Rio Grande for you, and it's on sale! Texas politics are served up spicy, in heaping portions. America had a revolution back in 1776, but between now and then something I like to call the Great Castration occurred, and they went crazy chasing paper money. Well, all the gold in California is STILL in a bank in Beverly Hills in somebody else’s name! Then, there’s Texas!
When you hear the word, “secession” there are images of crazy Cowboys riding stick horses screaming, The AMERICANS are coming!” Two things wrong with that: We’re NOT crazy, and we’ve done this before! Resolve. Write that down, there’ll be a test later. Remember when all the demonstrators hit the streets the day after Trump won? Thousands of people in the streets, and not one set of balls in the bunch. Black lives mattering all over the place, and CNN all over it. Then, it just melted away. There were only one hundred and eighty six men at the Alamo, and they DIDN’T melt away, they DIED! Texas has “been there, done that!” And, friends and neighbors, we’re about to do it again!
The only thing that put Texas independence on a temporary hold was the election of Donald Trump. His administration gives us time to plan, and form a government. Then, negotiate a peaceful solution to the breaking of the treaty of 1845, in which the REPUBLIC of Texas chose to co-exist with the United States. If we can successfully pull this off, you will see a new republic, and equal partner for the US that will prosper, solve the border issue, and continue to give you gasoline, medicine, prime rib, and of course, Willie Nelson. Don't worry about them Mexicans below the border. When they see that Lone Star flag flying ABOVE Old Glory, they’ll know what time it is!
Texit will inspire the entire nation. California is already on edge, and Utah is gathering momentum. Do you think this will be the end of the United States? Au Contraire! It will be the rebirth of the United STATES! It will be the return of the nation our forefathers envisioned in 1789. Texas will be more “America” than America, and it will lead the country back to sanity. And, I hear people out there saying that the Civil Rights Act will be torn up, and on, and on. Are you crazy? More than that, do you,think WE’RE crazy? Well, we’re NOT! OUR cities are not burning, and it's not because there is an active Klan down here, it's because this is, and always has been hard country. We get along because we HAVE to get along. From Santa Anna to the last “Blue Norther” that blew through, Texans have always huddled together, and it's a lot better huddling with a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader than with some wench in a Burqua!
Yes, there's a new world coming, and it's coming no matter if you like it or not, so get ready to take your medicine, and run to the bathroom. Forces are aligning in Texas to move forward even as I write, and you will see things escalate in short order, I'll assure you. Be at peace my Nortè friends, we’re not taking your country away, we’re giving it BACK to you. Never look a gift horse in the mouth! And, oh yeah, hey Hillary . . . I hope you write this off as fake news.
When you hear the word, “secession” there are images of crazy Cowboys riding stick horses screaming, The AMERICANS are coming!” Two things wrong with that: We’re NOT crazy, and we’ve done this before! Resolve. Write that down, there’ll be a test later. Remember when all the demonstrators hit the streets the day after Trump won? Thousands of people in the streets, and not one set of balls in the bunch. Black lives mattering all over the place, and CNN all over it. Then, it just melted away. There were only one hundred and eighty six men at the Alamo, and they DIDN’T melt away, they DIED! Texas has “been there, done that!” And, friends and neighbors, we’re about to do it again!
The only thing that put Texas independence on a temporary hold was the election of Donald Trump. His administration gives us time to plan, and form a government. Then, negotiate a peaceful solution to the breaking of the treaty of 1845, in which the REPUBLIC of Texas chose to co-exist with the United States. If we can successfully pull this off, you will see a new republic, and equal partner for the US that will prosper, solve the border issue, and continue to give you gasoline, medicine, prime rib, and of course, Willie Nelson. Don't worry about them Mexicans below the border. When they see that Lone Star flag flying ABOVE Old Glory, they’ll know what time it is!
Texit will inspire the entire nation. California is already on edge, and Utah is gathering momentum. Do you think this will be the end of the United States? Au Contraire! It will be the rebirth of the United STATES! It will be the return of the nation our forefathers envisioned in 1789. Texas will be more “America” than America, and it will lead the country back to sanity. And, I hear people out there saying that the Civil Rights Act will be torn up, and on, and on. Are you crazy? More than that, do you,think WE’RE crazy? Well, we’re NOT! OUR cities are not burning, and it's not because there is an active Klan down here, it's because this is, and always has been hard country. We get along because we HAVE to get along. From Santa Anna to the last “Blue Norther” that blew through, Texans have always huddled together, and it's a lot better huddling with a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader than with some wench in a Burqua!
Yes, there's a new world coming, and it's coming no matter if you like it or not, so get ready to take your medicine, and run to the bathroom. Forces are aligning in Texas to move forward even as I write, and you will see things escalate in short order, I'll assure you. Be at peace my Nortè friends, we’re not taking your country away, we’re giving it BACK to you. Never look a gift horse in the mouth! And, oh yeah, hey Hillary . . . I hope you write this off as fake news.
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