Y'all Have a Blessed Day

RE: My post this morning. 

     First, I'd like to apologies to the Kats and Kittens about the dry nature of this mornings  article, but ISIS is nothing to laugh at, and I love you guys and gals. ISIS is going to hit us, that's not a conspiracy theory, they already DID it! Oh, and I just love the way the news commentators say the the ISIS connection hasn't been "confirmed." Just like when they cut someone's head off on video and the state department says they are checking on the " validity" the film. I did say something about boar hogs, didn't I? Do they think these guys punch a time clock? Our story wasn't bloody enough for them. Huge body counts are a big plus for the nightly news, the bigger the better, and if those bodies are in Texas? OMG! This morning there was a little story about some guy carrying a flag in front of the event center in Garland, of course quoting the young man saying he didn't agree with upsetting someone's religion. Above that was a story reminding us all about how queer Bruce Jenner is. THAT was very important. 

     There was a subtle line in my story this morning, and I'm sure y'all didn't miss it. Cudos to Doc Greene for giving it to me yesterday. Like I said, note the complete absence of "good" Muslims during that event. You'd have thought there was a string of carts serving up Bar B Q'd pork in the parking lot by Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. (Muslims don't like girls either.) Anyway, if I were a Muslim, and I were all bent out of shape by a bunch of people drawing pictures, I would have organized fifty or so companions, spread prayer rugs across the parking lot, had a call to prayer, and did a session the entire time. If you will note, they didn't DO that. Not one even drove by and flipped the bird. They KNEW!

     This brings me to my main point of this morning's article. A radical Muslim Wants to kill you. A moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to kill you. The reference to the lady in the grocery store in Islamic garb? First off, what kind of idiot DOES that? Yeah, I said it. Dress down past the ankles, head all trussed up with a bath towel? My GRANDMOTHER didn't dress like that, and she was a hell fire Southern Baptist! That shows acceptance of the degradation of women, and a crazy mindset. While you're being all politically correct, and nice to her, she's bleeding at the nose hating YOU! She won't shake your hand because you're filthy! So, in response I want her to go back home. Just playing by the rules they set, folks. 

     They are going to hit us again. We must be alert. We will win. The Yankees will call us names, talking heads on the news shows will micro analyze, but we can't be weak about this. My friend, Peter, in London makes a valid point that ISIS and the like are  concerns for the world. He is a brilliant man, and I learn much from him, but he doesn't understand Texans . We can't fix the world, but we can damn sure fix TEXAS! Let me ask you this; Do you like roaches in your kitchen? Don't need Muslims in Texas, either! And THEY did this! Texas extended an offer to Brigham Young to settle here when he was on his epic journey to Salt Lake with his people. We ACCEPT people! You have to push a lot of buttons before we decide to throw you off into the Gulf of Mexico! We even accept Gays. Ever been to Austin? Why do you think they call it the "pink" dome? The parks in Austin fill UP with gays after dark, INCLUDING rhe Capitol grounds! We're just not going to let them come down here, pretend to be married and frolic in front of our kids. 

     ISIS needs to be aware of two things. We carry guns, and we will kill you back! Pamela Geller DID set a trap for those two men. Some news guy on TV made a big deal out of that like it was some kind of hidden agenda. I wonder what it's like to be a rocket scientist? We LET Pamela come here and pull her string because Texans have never shrank from a fight. And we DO racially profile. If these little brown bastards think they're gonna come down here and pull that crap they pulled up in Boston, we'll send 'em home to mama in a box! SOMEbody had to do it. And stop worrying about Jade Helm. All the King's horses, and all the King's men couldn't even stop Paco from binging ONE joint across the Rio Bravo. What the hell do you think they can do against twenty-three million pissed off Texans? Y'all have a blessed day now, ya hear?

     

Get 'r Done!

     Texas has weighed in on the war on terror. We took out those two in Garland, but don't think that's the end of it.  Pamela Geller told it like it was. This is a war. We made a critical mistake when we hung Sadaam, and let Gaddafi to be killed. In fact, we made a mistake when we allowed the Shah of Iran to be deposed. The entire Islamic Crescent we thought we'd created to stem Russia was our undoing.  It gave birth to the Arab Spring, and ultimately ISIS. 

     No use crying over spilled milk. This is the here and now. We must realize the facts. Now, this is going to be a hard article. Texas was targeted long before the art show in Garland. Shooting up a few Frenchmen, or blowing up some foot race in Boston was all very fine, but Texas was the prize. The United States is made up of weak, liberal, confused girly-men who are so indecisive that they can't decide what bathroom to use. To hurt Texas was very important. Those dead bodies in Garland would have been worth their weight in gold to ISIS. And, for all the NSA, FBI, and Homeland Security, they never saw this coming . . . but WE did! The FBI, CIA, NSA, and Homeland Security are as useless as the tits on a boar hog! If you depend on them you will die. 

     They would have attacked us anyway. Don't be jelly fish about it. Pamela Geller set a simple trap, and the wrong dogs came home. They're dead, I'm glad, but there are more to come, and come they will. Muslims don't have any sense. They are a deluded people following the insane ramblings of a deluded man. The only thing they understand is death. There is no honor, no morality, no common decency. Mohammed raped a nine year old girl. I don't care about the "times," the "culture" and I damn sure don't care about what the "Holy" Qu'ran says, I didn't know it was physically possible to have sex with a nine year old girl! THAT is their "prophet," and you want to negotiate with THAT? 

     At this point it is very important that you recognize that all Muslims suffer from the same disease as affected Mohammed. They are all the same. Ask yourself; why were there no Muslim protestors at the Garland Art Show? They weren't there because they all had been told about the impending attack in their Mosques! Not one, not ONE Muslim was anywhere near that building. Do the freaking math! 

     These people must be addressed. They are ALL suspect. ISIS will hit Texas  again and we must be ready. Do not depend on FBI, etc. They are paper tigers. J Edgar Hoover is dead, and he took it all with him. Have you EVER seen the CIA do anything they didn't screw up? And Homeland Security? Give me a break! It's up to US! Be aware of every Muslim. If you see a woman in the grocery store with Muslim dress, get AWAY from her. Locate all Mosques in your town and know that they are in there plotting your death, and the death of your family. Don't be polite. Let them know that they do not belong here and need to go home. 

     ISIS will hit us again. They have to. We dealt them a decisive blow in Garland and they have to save face. Rip their faces off! These people are not human. They have no soul. These are hard words but these are hard people. It is going to be a hard fight, but their DNA needs to be cleansed from the earth. Just imagine if that one heroic cop had not been in Garland, what would have happened. All right, you know how I feel. Now let's get 'r done!

If The South Would've Won We'd Have It Made

    Did you ever consider what would have happened if Lincoln hadn't gotten his war to save the union? This is a deep question, full of speculation, but historical facts can lead us to some logical conclusions. The progress of Western Culture is important. Slavery was a barbaric, archaic system, designed to capitalize on labor without paying a whole lot for it.  You still paid for it, but the benefits for the employees were the pits. England did away with it. So did Mexico. In fact, all civilized western nations were proceeding along that path. It is not reasonable to think that slavery, as it existed in the Deep South, would have survived into the twentieth century. 

    Lincoln, himself, was not all that fired up about slavery, more than likely viewing it as a system that had seen its day, and would gradually disappear. What the real issue was was southern agriculturalists vs northern industrialists. Shreveport had all the cotton, and New York City had all the money, and never the two shall meet. EVERYBODY wanted cotton, CHEAP cotton. It's the same today. We don't have slaves, but we have "undocumented immigrants" who pick documented lettuce for slave wages. And what is a slave. A slave is someone who has no control over his/her life and has to take whatever they can get. Brown is the new black! People wanted cheap shirts in 1861, and they want cheap salads in 2015. Students, it's no deeper than that! 

    We had the south paying through the nose to the Yankee bankers, and getting tired of it. That, and they had this foolish idea that the U.S. Of A. was constructed from the bottom up. They thought there were individual nation states who in time of trouble would "unite," but ultimately each state concerned itself with its own affairs. So what would have happened if we never had a Civil War?

    Ok, for one, we would not have slavery today. It would eventually been just legislated out. To retain it would have reduced the Confederacy about the level of any other third world nation. The plantations would have continued to send cotton to the port of New York, and the Europeans would have continued to buy it. Do you really think people in Kentucky would not have business relations with people in Ohio? Do you really think they would not deal in gold, and dollars? Do you really think those Model "T's" would not have wound up in Austin, or that beef would not have been eaten by people in Vermont? If you do have I got a bridge for you, and it's on SALE! 

     When World War One and Two came along, do you not think the CSA would have not made uniforms for the USA? And what about that westward expansion? When places like Utah decided to line up with a "Union" they would have had a choice from column "A" or column "B." Think those railroads would have ignored Fort Worth and all that prime rib? Bridges anyone?

    America, as we know it would have evolved and survived without over 600,000 dead. The expansion of civil rights would have still occurred. What would NOT have happened was the 100+ years of bitterness courtesy of the reconstruction that followed the War of Northern Aggression. Texas may have very well seceded and we would have khad not two, but THREE independent nations.  What if, just what if the two nations had realigned, and America became the constitutional republic envisioned by the framers in the FIRST place? Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged. And, having set the precedent of legal secession, the new America would always be aware that the government is of the people, by the people, and for the people, and the people can LEAVE any time they want! Did that phrase "Northern Aggression" offend you?  Point of fact; The south never had plans to conquer the North! Even if it had won the war it didn't have the resources nor the ambition to occupy the Union. Now that's a fact, people! 

    In the end there most likely would have been two similar republics, slightly different in government, but both firmly American, in a level playing field. Yankee investors would have found their way south withOUT their carpet bags and been welcome, because there would not have been the bitter memories, nor the grief generated by four years of bloody carnage. Hindsight is 20/20. Perhaps we should turn that statue  around in the Lincoln Memorial, and have the "Great Emancipator" face the wall! 

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From a Simple Ol' Boy From Austin

72 Virgins Anyone?

     One word, GARLAND! Texas is different from Paris, or London,mor Pago Pago. Two idiots showed up at the door and BAM, we were 144 virgins short! I just can't wait for the Department of INjustice to out a spin on this. Major point; terrorists bleed, just like a pig . . . Oh, bad choice of words. Anyway, I digress.  

     THIS stops terrorism.  THIS sends an undisputed message to Islam. THIS demonstrates that TEXAS is independent. Hey, like my Mexican friend, J, says, I ain't even gonna lie to you, im rolling in this like a dog in a dead armadillo. They should have picked a gun free zone, say a STARBUCKS?  This is so black and white if defies description. 

     Terrorist attacks WILL come. Islam has no shortage of idiots. I say, good start! Now let's FINISH the job. If you want to pray five times a day, and never eat ham, fine, but when you Tweet that you're about to shoot up a cartoon contest you need to be shot! 

     Freedom of speech! Right to bear arms. Freedom of religion. It's all there! God WAS in Garland yesterday. He shoved those two idiots into that situation and steadied the aim of those WONDERFUL officers who delivered them to the infernal regions. Muslims can hate on Christians at will, but we can't even draw a PICTURE of Mohammed? Get real! Hey, ISIS, heads up . . . Baltimore! THAT'S the town for YOU! Lots of gun free zones, even their riots are gun free! A mayor who doesn't know whatEVER from Shineola, and deified drug pushers. YOUR kind of town, AND they'll get all politically correct and burn candles when you're done. DON'T COME BACK TO TEXAS. Muslims already here . . . LEAVE Texas! We LIKE to shoot people. 

     #attacktexas

"Fed" Up

    For some reason, I've always had a knack for looking at a given situation, and boiling it down to basic components. When David Koresh had his little wing ding up in Waco I drove up, took one look, and told everybody it was like the Alamo. Everybody laughed at me, and the Feds lit the place up. 

    Baltimore and Seattle! Now what this is reminds me of Concord and Lexington. Y'all can all start laughing now. What do these seemingly remote events have in common? Did you think the patriots at the two revolutionary war sites were some kind of an organized army? Well, they weren't. They were citizen militias. The other thing they had in common was that they were fed up!

    Being fed up goes a long way. It doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, just as long as you're fed up. And brothers and sisters, we're ALL "Fed" up!  We're fed up with a president who wouldn't understand the constitution it it were typed up in Braille, and . . . well, you know where I'd like to stick it. We're fed up with Supreme Court Justices cramming gay marriage down our throats, and then just looking at us like they have good sense. We're fed up with cancer patients screaming their last day of life when one little herb would ease their passage, and allow them to move on. We're fed up with "undocumented whatEVERS" grinning at us from Dilly, Texas while we can't even drive SOUTH on I35 without a full cavity search.

    It doesn't matter if you're conservative or liberal, gay or straight, black or white, fed UP is contagious. Those guys at Concord and Lexington, do you think they agreed on every single thing? They didn't, but they ALL knew they were fed up. The rioters, demonstrators, protestors, or thugs, whatever you want to call them, have come upon a rule of common law; they can't arrest them all, and there are more of US than there are of THEM!

    Unless I'm wrong, as this movement gains legs, you will see outbreaks like this all over the country. Seattle? SEATTLE? Those people are jelly fish, and even THEY are "tó up" about the situation. Obama's gonna need martial law, but it ain't gonna do him no good. One thing I can say about thugs; they are NOT keyboard commandos. A thousand hit the streets and about ten or twenty go to jail. Even these high school drop outs can do THAT math! 

    The sad thing is the honest cops. Unfortunately they're on one side and the temperament of the nation is on the other. You will not see carte Blanche disorder. What you will see is that pendulum I've been telling you about begin to swing the other way.  The Americans will fight, and puzzle, write new laws, and speechify, and while they are doing all this Texas will quietly slip away . . . just like I TOLD you it would!  


From a Simple Ol' Boy From Austin

Bad Cops

     Let me tell you how the mainstream media works. They sell stories to the public. Time was when the important stories got coverage, but somewhere down the line the news services realized that a simple Ben Franklin list of the stories of the day just wouldn't work. People weren't watching Walter Cronkite anymore,  but they WERE buying the National Enquirer, even knowing all along that it was nothing but fabricated lies. 

     We watch documentaries that are lies. We buy rag newspapers that are lies. We go to wrestling matches that are lies, and we hang on the latest stream spewing out of the main stream media that are nothing but clever lies! So it is with the latest rash of "bad cop" stories. Do the math. With the thousands upon thousands of police officers on duty in this country today, and with all the cell phones in use, how many bad cops have you seen? Ten, twenty, fifty? Just do the math. But when a video surfaces of a cop slapping a woman down, or saying a dirty word it shoots to the top of the list because it SELLS! 

     Obama signs a deal to allow Iran to bomb Israel at leisure, but some cop slamming a drunk onto the sidewalk gets top billing! Cancer researchers release data confirming that marijuana has a profound effect on brain cancer, but you can't find the story because it's buried under a story about a cop shooting a guy who was bull rushing him.  Bad cop is "in fashion" right now. The news media knows that story sells. Vets dying for lack of treatment doesn't! 

     The news media is not news, it is entertainment. It's that simple. Sure, if a cop breaks the law it needs to be addressed, but ask yourself; who will address it? We need honest police officers who know if they do the right thing the public will be behind them. They have a never ending, thankless job, and most do it day after day with no reward, no pat on the back, not even a free cup of coffee on a midnight shift.  

     You will never change the way the media portrays things. They follow that dollar. You can change how you perceive things. At Luby's, when the killer was methodically working from table to table, the people there were damn glad when that one cop showed up! 

How I Really Think

     I was being facetious when I said I got my feelings hurt yesterday. You'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to hurt my feelings. I've been married five times, been run off so many times that I thought PMS meant "pack my stuff." What happened was I took off after Al Sharpton yesterday. Now, I'm going to go on record. I think Al Sharpton is a shallow minded, race baiting, lying pimp! He scans the headlines for anything he can inject himself into for a tidy sum, and he hasn't done one thing to improve the human condition, white or black. Anyway, there were two people who took exception to my article, and that's fine. Now, they didn't READ the article, or at least didn't read it with any comprehension. They leaped, like savage rabbits, and played that rusty old race card! THAT always irritates me. For somebody to read something that I've written, completely ignore the foundation, and come back with, "Oh, you just saying that 'cause he's black!" Nigga please! (Is that racist enough for you, honey?) 

     So I checked out my two opponents. Frankly, today I don't even remember their names, but the guy actually went to the University of Texas. Now, I'm an old Texas hard liner so that set me back a bit. Kid went to UT so he HAD to have learned SOMETHING! Then I went and checked out the girl. Cute! That goes a long way with me. (Hmmmmm. I might not be a racist but I AM a Chauvinist!) Anyway she made statements that my article wasn't even an article for various reasons, and mentioned that I had horse whipped the Muslims a week ago also. She harangued my style, my content, and said that I was arrogant. Now, I'm fixing to get real blunt here, reader's discretion advised! FYI, my own brother made fun of the title of my last book and I haven't spoke to him for two years. 

     I write dozens of articles every day. I've written four books, three thousand songs, been in Country music for over forty years, and I'm not about to take criticism from some hula girl with a Facebook account! My writing style is actually contrived. I didn't just stumble upon it one day in the shower. I use a theory I refer to as "circles." The human mind reaches for completion. THAT'S why a song will get stuck in your head. Because you mind missed something and struggles to complete it. Fifty cents worth of psychiatric input there. That's also what makes a song work. Verse, verse, chorus, lead riff, verse, chorus and out. Perfect circle! If you study most of my articles you'll see that pattern almost every time. 

     There are two more elements. Humor, and simplicity. There are seven things that will construct humor in the brain. My humor is by comparison. Take a situation, paint mental images, easy to remember, with little Texas catch phrases like, "save your fork," and "swat them bees," to cement the prose of the article in the readers mind, compare the two and voila! You have humor. I don't write ANYTHING by accident! Every line, every word is placed exactly where I intended it to be. I don't use repetitive "ands" but I do throw in slang, and words like "gonna, ain't," and even a sloppy double negative here and there, and I do it for a reason. SIMPLICITY! When I address a complex situation I step back, look at it, and ask myself, "Now what is this guy REALLY saying?" Just like my  opinion of Al Sharpton. For everything he's ever said, or written, it all boils down to, "Give me de money!" 

     You can never predict my position on any matter, because I don't know my position on any matter until I write it. I didn't not agree with George Zimmermans shooting of Trayvon Martin, but frankly, I'd have shot Michael Brown from the car! My logic was simple. For all the MMA crap, Martin could NOT knock Zimmerman out. I, myself, been attacked by not one but THREE black thugs in my own driveway, and I didn't kill anybody, and it's not because I have the light of sweet Jesus in my eyes.  It's because when you stick a gun in someone's mouth they go from thug to PHD in two seconds flat! And, oh yeah, I only did that cause they was black! <Wink, wink.> For the record they embarked on a huge conspiracy to steal my cigarettes! 

     Now let's jump on the religion thing. Yeah, I'm gonna go there, deal with it. I think most religion is silly. Not God, RELIGION! I was a devout Catholic, and before that I was a devout Baptist.  Now I'm just a devout ME! I admire people like my friend Doc Greene who can live their faith and not hurt anyone, but when I see Muslims, the Westboro Baptist Church, and sidewalk, soapbox preachers looking forward to the end of the world like Al Sharpton, you damn well better know that I'm gonna express an opinion! If you want to pray five times a day and never eat a ham sandwich, I'm cool with that, but when you blow an old lady's head off in the street because of the crazy ramblings of some guy  who died sixteen hundred years ago we gotta talk! I SAW David Koresh, and NOT on CNN. 

     As far as acceptance of my writings? Well, I'm sitting here having a very dry martini, a Roosevelt Peter, smoking a Nicaraguan cigar on the porch of one of my three houses. So, to address that young lady from yesterday with a mouth full of opinions, yeah honey, I'm a bit arrogant. Matter of fact I'd like to run a few martins through you and see what pops out the other end. When you get past sixty or so you become pretty much settled in your opinions. You tend to view the world with a pretty jaundiced eye, but mainly you see things and people for what they really are. 

     I pulled out of Glozens yesterday because I knew that anyone small minded enough to address my articles in such a fashion would probably run to Facebook like a little child and I'd go to Facebook jail (again.) I've got books to sell. Martinis and cigars cost MONEY, and I don't have the gig the REVEREND Al Sharpton has. I have to budget.