Black lives don’t matter! My life matters! In the words of Billy Joe Shaver, “When you have no way to go you’d better know I’m gonna get my share of mine.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a racist. More than that, I’m a Texan. Texas wasn’t build on a food stamp. America has evolved into a welfare state. In Texas we have a thing called a “51% sign.” Now, it’ssupposed to refer to the amount of food vs alcohol that forbids the carrying of a gun within an establishment. In America it is the percentage of citizens working every day, as opposed to those lining up at the welfare office for their daily bread.
I chuckle when I see black lives mattering. Things like, burn their neighborhoods down in tribute to Fat Albert getting his head blown off for assaulting a police officer, setting up a teenage hottie in a yellow bikini (nice contrast there) to flop on the ground for CNN, and now, blocking a main road so working people can’t pay the bill for black lives mattering. And, if someone like me points these things out then we’re “racist!” Well, ok, I’m just a Texas racist. I’m tired of having to duck and dodge that term to please a bunch of people who follow whatever sound bite came out of their ObamaPhones this morning down at the crack house. You may swat them bees now.
Let me ask you, how did Rome fall? It fell when the Romans stopped throwing arrows at invaders of the Empire and started throwing bread to the welfare babies in the stands of the Coliseum! When the Emperor became more concerned with the non-productive elements than the people who built, and sustained the nation Rome began the slippery slide to oblivion. So it will be with America.
Let me clue you people in. America is broke! Two weeks ago we owed nineteen trillion, and in two more weeks we’ll owe twenty-one trillion, and the huddled masses have no idea of the enormity of those numbers, nor do they care, so long as they have a Big Mac, a pipe, and an ObamaPhone. They have lots of free time to clog of streets, burn buildings and give us all those videos that we all love to pass around on Facebook, demonstrating that the English language is digressing into a Neanderthal level.
Does this hurt your feelings? Does this make you want to call up the “View” and listen to those cackle babble heads in a box tell you how wonderful liberal thought is, and how Whoopie is the most brilliant philosopher ever? Does it make you want to hang up a poster of Bruce Gender? You better pull your heads out of “Mr. Butt,” and get this right, or you all need to learn to speak Chinese! The world will not tolerate you for much longer. When they come the people who have supported this carnival will grudgingly support whomever comes in and takes it over. Oh, they’ll line the rest up in front of a pit and shoot them in their well-fed bellies.
Black lives won’t be worth a plug nickel on that day. And our new masters won’t even be coy about it. This is the way of the world, friends. Life has never been easy. All the fancy togas, and naked girls didn’t matter a bit when the Visigoths invited themselves to the party in 476 AD. Texas will fare better. We still have an economy, somethings the Obamanation is sadly lacking, but hey, up there, Black Lives Matter. Bon Appetit!
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