There are so many aspects to this momentous day that I'm going to take each part one at a time. Danish police kill man believed to be behind two shootings. This cat apparently shot up a synagogue. Of course this bozo was "inspired" by the terror attacks in Paris. He comes tripping back, singing praises to Allah, to an apartment covered UP with Danish police, opened fired on them and got his brains blown out. He GOT his seventy-two virgins!
What is remarkable about this is all the gun control they have in Europe. If all the guns are picked up, and everything is a gun free zone, how come all this gun slinging? Is this the Wild Wild East? The suspect, and I love the way cops always used the word "suspect" or "alleged," was from Copenhagen. I thought all that was from there was dope smoking whores, but what do I know? Guess that Yellow Submarine got sunk, huh?
Next on the agenda is a carnival parade in Germany that got cancelled because of a terror threat. Police in Braunschweig cancelled a popular parade because of an imminent Islamist terror attack. Oh my. The country that gave us WWII, had Winston Churchill hiding under a desk, and STILL ticks off Israel to this day can't even have a beer party because Ahmed gets his turban in a knot! Now, I'm just a simple ol' boy from Austin, but if the Florence street dance got cancelled because somebody wanted to terrorize a bunch of drunk cowboys the result would be vastly different. It would involve a tall oak tree, and a short piece of rope. Seventy-two virgins anyone? They wouldn't need a rope, just unwind that turban.
Ah, this next one is good. Save your fork. Remember a few days ago when I made that comment, and Doc Greene used it on ragingelephantsradio.com about the law in Canada that says that if a school teacher uses her ball point pen to fend off a rapist she may be charged with a crime for converting a writing instrument into a weapon? Whomp, dey it is! Well the Mounties foiled a plot where some dude and an AMERICAN woman concocted a plot to go into a large public place in Halifax and start offing people for Valentine's day. Connect THOSE dots. You can't so stop trying. They nabbed the woman at the airport, but her partner, some nineteen year old thug, shot himself when surrounded by the police. Kinda like the garbage taking itself to the road. "This is a reminder that this type of incident can happen anywhere," said Halifax Regional Police Chief Jean-Michel Blais. That's RIGHT Sherlock. Pardon me while C. J. Grisham laughs right IN your freaking face.
Last, but not least, and this one's good, folks. Subpoenas arrive as Oregon Governor Announces Departure. Seems the right honorable John Kitzhaber let his squeeze pump up her little green-energy consulting business by using her proximity to him as a bargaining chip. Three things make thus sweet. First off, Governor Kitzhaber is a Democrat. That means while all those hippies out there were hugging trees they overlooked what HE was hugging. Then mix in that "Green" silliness and finally, drum roll please, they replaced his "honor" with an avowed bi-sexual! That was very important that the good people of Oregon lets the rest of us know that. They sure fixed that, huh? Her name is Kate Brown. "Uh, Ms. Brown, what are your qualifications for the office of governor?" "Well, I'm a bi-sexual!" Good enough! Now, if you're a Texas Nationalist as I am, that's not sex, but it's darn close!
And this is SUNDAY people! I can't wait for Monday. You can't get mad about this stuff. In every single one of these news stories the people involved invited calamity by their actions, or inaction. Outlaw guns, bow to fanatic groups, and LOVE perverts, crooks, and weirdos. We need that fence around Texas, and it needs to be ELECTRIFIED!
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