Guns Guns Everywhere and not a Thug to Shoot

     Our nation has entered a new cycle of violence. We've included things like "active shooter" (as opposed to the more relaxed type), "terrorist" and "alleged." If you type in "active shooter" on YouTube you'll be up all night. There are hosts of videos telling you how to survive some guy who decided to kill a bunch of strangers because he got a parking ticket last week. After each event the liberals want to ban all guns and the conservatives want Constitutional carry. Self defense is very prominent. Just today I saw a post by Glenn Beck expounding a system guaranteed to not only get you past an attack but to rain hell fire and damnation down upon the perpetrator. I watched some videos telling me how revolutionary this new system was, and of course the obligatory one where some petite blonde kicks a guy in the nuts. Right below that was the "secure" site where I could input my credit card. While I'm being begged to watch this amazing system that will save my life why is it on sale? 

     So, I'm going to give you Wilbur's class on self defense. Shoot 'em in the head. If someone attacks you, or others, shoot them. If they survive, re-shoot them. Then check for a pulse, and call 911! Forget all the Martial Arts nonsense! That will get you killed. Wanna see what a common kitchen knife can do to a pork roast? Just hang one up from a cross beam and take a swing at it with that knife. That's YOU being Bruce Lee! It's almost better to be shot. That's your lunch on the floor, and they don't stab just once. Thirty or forty times. 

     An armed society is a polite society. Even the possibility of an armed society makes it polite. The anger and violence flowing out of the inner city mandates it. These thugs prey on what they perceive to be defenseless or weak. You have all seen it. Businessman waiting on a commuter train, thugs rush him, and they don't just take his wallet, the beat him down in a racial rage, made about all,those food stamps his taxes paid for. Well fed thugs, too. Like Michael Brown. Gentle giant? I probably would have shot him from the car. When he hit the ground the air quality in Ferguson improved ten percent. One very cute .22 would have kept Bad, Bad, Michael Brown civilized in that store he robbed just before his unfortunate encounter with his destiny. 

     If Trump is elected you are going to see a huge reversal in this type of creature. For one thing they will be hungry. They won't be worried so much about weed and cigars, they'll be thinking about them grits. The flow of party favors into the ghetto will grind to a halt and after they feed on each other for a while they'll start looking for work. Good people in those areas will breathe a sigh of relief, and the stores will be free to do business again. Al Sharpton will get old and Jesse Jackson will take an English Literacy class. And we will have GUNS to make sure the type of insanity we've endured for the last few years won't come back. But, it doesn't matter if he gets elected. The mindset of America is evolving. Time for a little even up. Black lives DO matter. Ben Carson, Allen West, and the Apostle Claver matter. People like Michael Brown don't matter as much. Swat them bees, swat them bees. 

     At the bottom of it is the simple fact that Americans ARE fed up and do have a right to live in peace. To do that guns are required. Mothers for gun sense in America need to understand, THEY have guns, WE need guns. Even a good dog has a right to bite. The Michael Browns of the country need to understand the party is over. And it's gonna be glorious!