Sunday, August 31, 2014

The Smoker

                                                           The Smoker

     The smoker wasn't anything special. In Texas, however, a side box smoker is the one thing every back porch needs. Without it the porch is just a concrete slab. It looks like a big barrel with a smaller one attached to the side. You put the wood in the little barrel and fire it, and as it burns down the smoke it generates drifts into the larger barrel, and across the meat, never exposing the meat to an open flame. It takes hours to cook anything that way. If you have a brisket it takes all night, and that's a good thing because the men nurse the fire and the women folk watch the kids, make the extras, and talk about the men. There is always a grill in the small barrel so you can grill sausages as the main course matures. Of course you must have enough beer to get you through the night, even though the get together never goes much past two in the morning. The last man standing throws more wood on the fire and retires for the night. The next morning, usually Sunday, everyone gets up. The fire has dwindled, and the meat is slightly charred. The ladies take it to the kitchen. If you do it right there is a red ring around the inside of the brisket signifying it has been cooked to perfection. You can pluck a piece off with a plastic fork. Custom has it the oldest lady gets first bite. Then the kids, then the adults. 

     What is left goes into a chili, or a pot of beans. Dogs get the fat. Brisket is just about as sorry a piece of meat you can legally feed to a human being, but a side box smoker will turn it into prime rib. You never clean the smoker. That would be an abomination. Every brisket leaves a bit of itself in the metal. You just "burn it off." You take a stiff wire brush and scrape the lid to remove the "char" so it won't fall down onto the meat as you open the smoker to check it. Always cook a brisket with the fat side up so it self seasons. Bar B Que sauce is a no no. Use hickory wood and pour Italian dressing all over it. You don't need a meat thermometer. If you can pull a piece off with a fork then it's done. First bite! 

     There is a spiritual side to a smoker. As it gains age, people come and go. Some die. If you live in Texas you tend to think the departed come back on special days and they, too, sit around the smoker, and commune with family and friends. If you are not a believer then you at least remember the happy times, and great briskets of the past. The children grow up remembering all the times family and friends gathered, the smoke filled the air, and for a little while all was well. And the old, black smoker was always there. 

     When a smoker is gone you can buy another one, but everyone will always talk about the old one as if it were a family member. Even bitter fights would cease on special days because it took so much to attend to the smoker. Here's to all the smokers out there. Here's to all the families, and friends who ate the brisket, drank the beer, and wished the smoker would never go out. Happy Labor day everyone. 

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Big Bang and Other Little Pops

                                The Big Bang and Other Little Pops
     Man is a religious creature. It doesn't matter if you believe in creation, big bang, little bang or Walmart, man has always looked for answers. All groups agree on one thing, believe it or not. It all started somewhere. When you view it logically truths begin to emerge. At one point there was certainly nothing, and at this point there is certainly something. The debate is how did it all got here from there. 

     All organized religions posit a god, who looks a lot like them, who created everything. Atheists posit natural forces that look a lot like them that by and by made it all go round in circles. Their only problem is who designed the circles. From there you get the sets and subsets on what irritates this god, and what does he appreciate. Oh, and it's always a "he," never a she. 

     The Mormans claim god is a man, like you and me, who looks like Joseph Smith, I guess. The Jews think he looks like Moses, and that follows to the Christians. The Muslims don't get into that because they don't like images. The general rule is god looks like whatever belief set you follow. 

     Then, there's the nuts. Yeah, I'm gonna go there. Before I do let's have a lecture on holy books. They've all got a holy book. The Jews have the Torah. The Torah is actually five holy books, because supposedly that's all Moses wrote before he lost his contract. Some history, some rules, a little math, pretty good book. Depending on how tightly they wind that little string around their head, you know, the one with the box on it, anyway, ever how firmly attached that thing is will dictate their level of fervor for the faith. The ones that are really out there go to Jerusalem and bang their head on this huge wall until god talks to them. You can't make this stuff up, folks. 

     On top of that wall is a big ol' dome. Inside that dome is a rock. I'm not kidding, a real rock. They even got a fence around it. Around that fence is a bunch of guys who get MAD if you look at the rock sideways. Now these guys who control that rock think that Abraham put his kid on it and god told him to kill him. Before it was all over god relented, and Abraham had lamb chops instead. (Lucky kid!) Everything holy supposedly happened on that rock. I'm not saying its not a nice rock, but c'mon, it's a rock, ok?

     Then, there's the Christians. There are as many Christian belief sets as there are stars in the sky, or is that children  of Abraham, I don't know. Anyway, that's the three big religions springing from the Holy Land. Now the only these groups all agree on is they wish the other two would go away. The Christians want you to convert, the Jews just want you out of Israel, and the Muslims, well, they have a more direct approach, but we won't go there for now. 

     The three main groups, Jewish, Muslim, and Catholic are pretty well set in their beliefs.  Then here comes the Americans! Land of the free, home of the brave, and fertile ground for every nut with a Bible. Before I get into this next part I want to make it clear that there are good, Bible believing Christians out there. I'm just after the funny ones. Ones like the Westboro Baptist Church. These holy relics parade around the country protesting funerals. They would have protested Mother Theresa's funeral if they could have afforded the air fare. They line up across the street and chant and yell ass mourners file out with their loved one. Most of the time the Westboro Baptist Church turns into the Church of the Eternal Ass Whooping at these events. 

     From here we go to the south and find snake charmers. These guys kiss rattlesnakes. Now, I'm just a simple ol' boy from Austin, but my mama told me to never kiss a snake. You see, there's this passage at the end of the gospel of Mark that says if the Lord is with you then the snake won't bite, and if he does he'll just slip you the tongue and you'll be alright. It also says you'll be the only one walking out of Jonestown licking your lips. If they ever looked into it they would find that those passages were ADDED years later. Can you imagine Jesus saying, "I am the truth, and the light...now go out and kiss a snake!" Yet, not a year goes by that some snake don't kiss back and some preacher pounds on the pearly gates. See, when you get bit in the lips, you have to put a tourniquet around your neck...well, just saying.

     Then there's them little groups that spring up here and there. Usually ten or less, say nine girls and a guy, and guess what Jesus told THEM to do? It wasn't kiss a SNAKE! They're kissing something altogether different. Mix in a little weed, a little wine and you got SALvation. These churches usually last until the first paternity suit, and the Lord moves on. 

     Come to the last, which is one guy, with a Bible of course, who has the end of the world all figured out. And there ain't no room for discussion cause he's got de LAWD! These guys usually don't have many, if any followers because they're too crazy even for the snake charmers off in Arkansas. They are out to convert humanity one woman at a time. Pay the rent, no problem, end of the world. Get a job, end of the world. Watch TV ...END OF THE WORLD! What they don't see is Jesus never said, "End of the world," He said, "End of the AGE!" See, there's these twelve signs of the zodiac running so many years,  but that's not what they see in their King James. 

     If you digest Jesus' words you find a pretty astute old boy who just about boiled down the Torah into a workable document. He changed the world in about three years and did it on foot. Two thousand years later his detractors are still trying to prove he didn't just get up and walk out of His grave like He had good sense. I pretty much subscribe to Jesus. I just don't agree with all His handlers that have shown up. I do like the nine girls, though. 

Friday, August 29, 2014

The Court of Public Opinion

                                        The Court of Public Opinion

     Pubic opinion is a funny thing. When you have celebrity, public opinion can make or break you. It can paint you as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but it can also demonize you beyond repair, and nothing about public opinion approaches the truth. So it is with Will Hayden. 

     Will has a gun shop. Left alone he'd probably be building and repairing guns for the rest of his life. There is nothing extraordinary about Will, but as luck would have it some Hollywood producers came upon him and thought his little gun shop would make a good reality show for the Discovery Channel called "Sons of Guns." Now gunsmithing is pretty boring stuff. Not as boring as stamp collecting, but right on up there in the top five.  So, in order to make the show rock Will  had to build bigger guns, set off bigger explosions, yell and holler a lot more. Throw in the mix a daughter who could melt the wax off a Dixie Cup at one hundred yards, and, oh yes, they all lived in southern Louisiana. Shades of "Southern Comfort" Cable channels do that. They can take a crazy old Bible beater who makes duck calls and make him an international sensation. PUBLIC OPINION! 

     A man who started by adjusting firing pins on customer's pistols, and ended up on TV selling Ted Nugent a tank is invariably pro second amendment. Now before I go on I know Ted Nugent didn't have anything to do with a tank in that segment but I'm a writer and I'm taking a little bit of literary license here to make a point so bear with me, ok. Since Will is pro second amendment, wouldn't you think there are a few folks out there that are NOT pro second amendment, and would like it if Will would just go away? This is where the force of pubic opinion swings the other way. 

     People have relationships. With or without marriage, men and women, and for God's sake let's  just keep it simple for now, co-habitate, and develop relationships all the time. They also separate all the time. Without the bond of marriage the breakup is a lot easier than divorce court. Suppose you take a woman who is living with a man who suddenly found himself very well off, with connections in Hollywood and the world is his oyster. Now suppose that man tells her to, "Get lost!" Just how do you think she's going to take that? Do you think she may be just a bit perturbed? Don't you imagine she would be looking at the very real possibility of one day having an unlimited American Express and the next having to get an extension on the electric bill? What's a girl to do? 

I've seen this happen more times than I care to count. Enter the pre-teen daughter. Oh, I see the hair rising on the back of some liberal necks right now, but hear me out. All that little girl has to do is say, "He touched me THERE!" Now here's where public opinion comes in. If it were Joe Blow the cops would get involved, there would be an investigation, and either the story would gel, or it wouldn't. Cops aren't stupid. Looking at the entire situation they will home in on the root cause of the complaint. Was there a true offense, or is it something more? Between forensics, and questioning of all parties, the truth will most likely emerge, but you see, Joe Blow is not Will Hayden. Joe losing his job down at the plant doesn't have near the clout as Will being drummed off of TV with all those awful guns he loves so much. And if Will Hayden is a pervert, liberal logic only goes to follow that ALL pro second amendment advocates are perverts and if you don't think the liberal left will play that card have I got a bridge for YOU!

     I am not attacking a little girl here. Calm conversation with a good doctor, and an examination will most likely return the truth. You can't brow beat an little girl. But look at the character here. Ignore the TV hype. Will is a gun smith. He is a business owner. He has a TON of money now. He lives near New Orleans. Do you really think a man like that can't find a date? Do you really think he'd risk everything he has, and his family has to fool around in his own back yard. Hey, maybe he will, but does it go round in circles?

     The complaint HAS been made. Will HAD to be arrested, and the police WILL follow through. Will even understands this, but he is a realistic man and he knows there is no acquittal in the court of public opinion. The court of public opinion is the perfect venue for the liberal left.  Don't worry about the facts, ignore the constitution, and get a big plug for their political agenda. They don't give a FLIP about that little girl. These people kill unborn babies, for Christ's sake! But Will Hayden is stuck. He will forever be a pedophile, and "Sons or Guns" is history. If he is innocent, and survives this event, he will forever be the old pervert in the minds of millions of people no matter what the facts prove to be. Did anybody say, "Michael Jackson?"

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Little Bit of Texas Justice

                                             Little Bit of Texas Justice

     I'm always amused when the Nortés are exposed to our Texas ways. They always miscatagorize (my word) Texas by putting it in the south, or calling it southwest. Texas is neither. Texas is Texas. We made this very clear when we annexed the United States back in 1846. We knew the Yankees were a bunch of screw ups, but frankly, we thought we could straighten them out. I'm sorry to say but we failed. You can't fix stupid. 

     We march to a slightly different drummer down here. Texas common sense is legendary. Little things like drunken DAs, and gun laws get viewed with a jaundiced eye. We take complicated issues, mix them with a little brisket and beer and voila! Common sense! Now common sense doesn't sit well with some people, especially people from say, California, who subscribe to just about anything so long as it's weird and they can blow a joint while doing it. Men marry men, women marry women and dogs marry cats. All's fair in Californication. And they make fun of US! I hate to be the one to tell them, but we stopped dragging people behind pickups a long time ago ... well, mostly. 

     So, I give to you the case of the accident down near Houston about two years ago. Man pushing his car on a country road with his two sons, ages ten and twelve or so, and a drunk driver comes along, hits the car and kills the two boys. Now this was just a regular drunk driver so Lehmberg immunity did not apply in this case. Anyway, to make a long story short, the father shoots the drunk driver, and he shot him good 'cause he died! Saved Harris county a ton of money. Well, as luck would have it there were charges filed on the father and the case had to go to trial. Lots of talk in court about right and wrong, and the letter of the law, you see, that's how lawyers work. They will bamboozle a jury with word games, telling them, "You MUST do this, or you MUST do that," and that they need to throw common sense out the window because "de book say..." Well, the district attorney only forgot one tiny detail. He was in Texas! The jury packed it in his kazoo by rendering a "not guilty" verdict. Of course the DA came out, rubbing his butt telling the press that he wouldn't have taken the case to court had he not believed it was winnable.

     I want to kiss every ONE of those jurors on the lips! Texas justice! Folks, I hate to be the one to tell you this but justice is not in a book. Justice resides in the human heart. A man lost his two sons. He will never get over that. There are some things a man should never get over. The drunk deserved to be shot...by a firing squad! The message is plain and simple; we don't play that in TEXAS! In the perfect world we will vet our DAs a tad bit better. 

     

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Guns, Dogs, and Little Girls

                                          Guns, Dogs, and Little Girls

     Let me begin by reminding you that I'm an old bastard. What makes it worse is that I'm an old Texas bastard, and that ranks high in the field of bastardism. Now the reason I'm telling you this is because as I was scanning the news for ideas this morning, a whole slew of gun stories popped up. I always check out ABC news because they are so liberal I have no problem finding humor there, and that way, when I write, I don't have to think much, which is good for seven AM

     They soak their stories with gun stuff. Never where some teenage boy saves his little sister from rape by using his father's gun, oh no, that would not support mothers against everything but unprotected sex with a donkey. Always something way out in left field (you notice how I threw in that word "left" there. That's subliminal, but I'm from Austin, and I'm not supposed to know them things). Anyway, always out in left field, and if the story isn't, then by golly they'll put it there. Two cases in point. 

     Some gun instructor gives a nine year old girl an Uzi at a range out in Arizona, and stands behind her teaching the little future homemaker the proper way to operate a machine gun. Ok, this is the old Texas bastard part. While while all the gays, liberals, democrats, and social workers are recoiling in abject horror, I'm already laughing my Texas butt off! Now, I'm pro second amendment, ok, but why in God's creation would you feel it necessary to teach Shirley Temple how to use an Uzi? C J Grisham, put you hand down! For the unenlightened, guns have a "kick." You've all seen Dirty Harry fire off that Smith and Wesson, and it flies up in the air, well that's "kick." The pistol he supposedly fired really doesn't jump that bad, especially since Clint was using blanks, with the audio added later in the studio, but it looks good on film. Anyway, I digress. Little girl with an Uzi. I'm sorry folks, I'm still laughing. So, he locks and loads this thing, points sweet cheeks down range, stands behind her and she let's it fly. When ol' Clint shot that forty-four it went BOOM and the gun rose up as he drew the hammer back for his next shot. When the little girl pulled the trigger on the Uzi It went BOOM ity BOOM ity BOOM BOOM BOOM! Each round sent the gun higher, and higher, up and over, until it was over her head, pointing up, right where the instructor was standing, observing his pupil, and in short order he was walking the streets of glory, and all the angels were laughing THEIR butts off!

     Now this is funny folks, I don't care who you are. The gun rights folks have leaned so far to the right that I think their brain shifted, not as far as that instructor's brain shifted, but pretty far. We should teach our kids about guns, just like we should teach them about tool safety, food safety and safe sex, but there is a vast gulf between teaching a little boy how to operate a saw and giving him the keys to a Mac dump truck! On the other side of the spectrum, i.e. mothers against whatEVER, they need to understand that the world is a dangerous place and kids need to know that, and guns have a place in that dangerous world. I listened to some 911 calls yesterday and MOST of them were the caller pleading with the operator while he or she hid in the closet waiting for the intruder to find them. Wonder what their take was on gun control in those final moments? Let's move the barometer back a few bars. No Uzis for Shirley Temple!

     Next case. Some guy in California took to shooting people in cars. Killed one, shot up a bunch or others and killed two DOGS! The police "suspect" he may have been a serial killer. Being California, they really got pissed off over the dogs, giving them equal billing with the GUY who got killed. California has gun control out the ying-yang. California has POCKET KNIFE control! So how in the world did some nut go parading around popping shots from the exit ramp? The rule is so simple. When you try to control everything, in the end you control nothing. Look at most, if not all the mass shooters over the last few years. They have many things in common. First off, most were a HELL of a shot. From Charles Whitman to that clown looking guy in Colorado, these folks can shoot. Also, most of the time the guns used were acquired legally. Even Lee Harvey Oswald got his gun legally, and oh, by the way, he was a hell of a shot, too. You can legislate guns until the cows come home and the guns don't care. You have to legislate the nut BEHIND the gun if you want to control guns. You can lay a gun on a table and scream orders at it until you are blue in the face, and I'll assure you that gun will pay you no mind. But if you fix, or neutralize the sick individual you'll save that poor gun's reputation. I hear it all the time. "Well, so and so DID have this disorder, and he WAS given enough medication to tranquilize a horse, but we didn't deem him to be dangerous." Save the mentally ill...SHOOT the psychiatrist! 

     Guns are tools. No more, no less. There will always be mishaps, killings and yes, a few stories where one gun that saved lives. Do you think it would be wise to disarm the police? Then, when they see a serious crime being committed what can they do?  Shout, "STOP! Or I'll say, 'Stop' again!" In conclusion, what do you get when you cross a Mother against guns with an open carry advocate? A little girl in Arizona with an Uzi!

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

The Butcher Shop

                                                     The Butcher Shop

     Sometime in the near future I will be making a move. We have a home in the Salt Lake Area with a studio and office that will just about replace what we lost in Berry Creek. Beautiful views of the mountains, within reach of Vegas and LA, and not so blasted hot! Of course, we will maintain a place here in Texas. I am NOT deserting the Texas movement and will commute to Austin when necessary to rile up the natives. 

     In Berry Creek we had three very large homes on the same street, the main one built in the style of Graceland. One of the living areas was a sound stage where we filmed videos. Then, there was a studio upstairs in the media room, where we recorded several albums and even audio books. We remixed all this mess in a large office on the first floor, and reviewed the rushes on a deck overlooking the tenth green of an Arnold Palmer golf course. The other two homes on the same street were filled with guests and artists who came by to work with us. Frankly, it took all this to create the web presence needed to generate income. We also sold Real Estate from there. Well, as my close friends all know this environment was not conducive to raising children so the CPS came along and fixed all that and before it was all over I was publishing out of the "Hotel Cartel" in beautiful downtown Killeen, Texas! 

     But, you know what? When you have put together something like that you tend to be able to do it again. In fact it's a little like having a garage that you always meant to clean up, and never found the time, and then one day the house burns down. There are two kinds of people in the world. The kind who come home to see the firemen, find a shopping cart and hit the streets, and then there are people like me who say, "That'll work! Let's build it bigger and better." It's what's within YOU that makes it, not circumstances, and this ain't no self help crap, this is the TRUTH! 

     Fact is I had a hard time seeing the forest for the trees from the Berry Creek Country Club, but sitting in the patio of a crack hotel in Killeen, listening to Bob Dylan gave me a vision. I'd sit there with a bottle of Jim Beam and contemplate. I really couldn't write much because every time I'd go to sleep the crack heads would steal my computer and sell it for a rock. I bought a gun to shoot 'em, and they stole that TOO! So, I saw very clearly I had two choices. Get on crack, or figure this out. Now, I'm not saying I can put away a lot of Jim Beam, but the month after I switched to beer Jim Beam sold out to the Japanese. And I'd love to tell you I cleaned up, saw the light, and became an inspiration to girl scouts everywhere but that just didn't happen. I've been in music production at the publishing level from Austin to Nashville for over forty years and I threw those rose colored glasses in the trash can years ago! 

     With the help of folks like Doc Greene, and Tom Hagen I moved into political writing. I didn't know it, but over the years I'd developed a fairly profound political stance and I was LITERATE, and god knows where THAT came from. My attitude was all the little girly-men running around with their half baked ideas on society were all very fine, but I LIKE a steak and egg breakfast at a country club and i know that those ideas won't buy it! So, I began to boil complex social issues down to basic components. I became "A Simple Ol' Boy From Austin!" My brother gave me a lecture a year ago about my having never LIVED in Austin, but I've stayed in hotels there so the name stays. I also realized my mother obviously picked up the wrong baby at the hospital so I haven't spoke to him since. Haven't spoke to my sister either 'cause she sided with him!

     My good buddy, Ted Clevenger, who is a psychologist, worked with me for a couple of years because after all the nonsense I'd been through I was fairly crazy, and after he cured all my homicidal leanings a style began to emerge.  When we had to spirit the kids out of Texas because the CPS didn't like their haircuts we ended up with a very large place up in Utah. Big office, view of the mountains, studio, calm people all around, it was great. I resisted going there because I WAS from the Austin area and I was very enthralled with the Texas Nationalist Movement. Well, frankly folks, sitting on a ten by ten porch with an iPad ain't gonna make it. In order to generate the volume of material needed to make the Republic of Texas happen one has to write, and one has to write LOTS! You have to generate something great every day with the full knowledge that tomorrow what you wrote today will be fish paper, so you have to do better. If you can't do that then you're just a talking dog, do NOT quit your day job! 

     And, in the long run I'm not really leaving Texas. When we win the Republic of Texas will include what is now Utah AND California. (How's THAT for ego?) I'm gathering friends and associates from all over Texas and California, not to mention Utah, and I'm going to form a publishing company that I'll call the "Butcher Shop" in line with my nick name, "Bill the Butcher" which the Texas CPS has so lovingly bestowed upon me, and in the words that I listened to at the Hotel Cartel years ago, "We'll soon shake your windows, and rattle your walls because times they are a changing!"

Monday, August 25, 2014

Wouldn't It Be Loverly?

                                          Wouldn't It Be Loverly?

     I read the most amazing news story this morning. France up and dissolved the government and started over again. No civil war, no rhetoric, no Mike Wallace. Seems the socialist government didn't make any money last year so the prime minister just said, "Ok, we quit. Y'all do something else," but of course he said it in French. 

     I pointed something out last week, but it just flew by. Back in 1861-65 Abraham Lincoln instituted the civil war, and 680,000 deaths later he "preserved" the union while beating up half of it. I pointed out that concerning slavery England just passed a law. Of course for his mighty effort Lincoln got his brains blown out, and his secretary of war (who looked like ZZ Top) uttered those immortal words, "Now, he belongs to the ages!" Thank GOD!

     It is astounding that the constitution, a document of utter simplicity, could be so perverted in just over two hundred years. A simple foundation of how a government, any government should act became so complicated that it takes constitutional lawyers, and of course seven judges to explain it all to the rest of us as to what it really means. The founding fathers clearly separated in their minds the difference between the country and government. The country is the people, the land, the economy while the government is whomEVER is at the state house voting on matters that concern all of us.GENERAL matters, NOT what we say, do or think!  It doesn't matter if that government is democrat, republican, or an Apache tribal council so long as it adheres to the basic rule which is the constitution. How simple is that? 

     When a public official takes an oath of office he or she swears that they will, "Preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the United States," no matter WHAT philosophy they may subscribe to. They can be an out and out socialist so long as they support the rules laid down by that original document. For that matter, Barak Obama IS and out and out socialist who doesn't have the integrity of the now unemployed French Prime minister. 

     Think of of it this way. If tomorrow morning the entire American government stepped down, or at least the present administration, what would happen? Well, the speaker of the house would take the reins and the congress would just figure it out. That's all. Dare say we just may discover that we don't NEED some ego-maniac in the White House pursuing his pipe dream of Utopia. Just have a congress elected by the people and the lead dog gets to slam that big hammer down whenever everyone needs to get back in their seats. Kinda like elementary school. 

     Of course there would be some changes. For one we would need a declaration of war before we made war. We wouldn't have to sift through dozens of executive orders because some guy in the White House got his shorts in a knot, and we wouldn't have to listen to his wife's opinion on ANYTHING! Kinda like a democracy. We would probably pull all our troops back and position them along OUR borders, which is where they're SUPPOSED to be in the first place, and those little religious groups over THERE would just have to fight it out, and may the best man win. Just don't bring that mess over HERE! 

     The AMERICAN congress would worry about making it easier for AMERICAN business to DO business instead of allocating billions to some make believe country that was prefabricated and designed to rile up the natives, and the police would be directing traffic instead of shooting kids down for jay walking. WOW! What a country! And whatEVER that congress did would have to follow the basic rules put down by that simple ol' constitution. The Congress wouldn't worry about gun control because the constitution says, "Hands off," and the local sheriff would handle the rest. (Just like that wild west you liberals keep talking about!) 

     Of course we'd have national corporations trying to make money hand over fist and there would have to be people going to work so these companies survive, but you have to take the good with the bad. IF some ideology decides to come over here and blow up a couple of our buildings then the congress would meet, and vote, declare that we need to make a war on these cowards (tip of the hat to chief Dan George) and we would sent an army over to blow up their COUNTRY, and then we'd just come home and leave them to clean up the mess. Maybe put a monument in front of the Pentagon saying, "Do you want some of this?"  If any country wants to run their country under some code of ethics that's just plain WEIRD then they won't be seeing any American tourists buying rugs there because we have Hawaii, and THOSE girls don't wear BURQUAS! 

     Now this is all fantasy. We all know you can't run a nation on simplicity and common sense. God forbid if we all got up this morning and the biggest thing on our minds was a church drive to get items out to California to aid AMERICANS who just suffered the worse earthquake in twenty-five YEARS. And taking some of that surplus money we no longer send to other countries to buy bullets to shoot back at us, and put into a real national health system, oh no, that would never work, but wouldn't it be loverly?

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Big Wheels a Rollin

                                                    Big Wheels a Rollin

     Governor Perry just made the statement that he couldn't assure that ISIS hasn't penetrated the Texas border yet. Now, I'm just a simple ol' boy from Austin, but if you ask me, if a seven year old kid can slip across the border then an Arab terrorist shouldn't have much of a problem. And I don't want to hear that they're not all Arabs. If they have a rag on their head and their language sounds like a coughing fit then they're Arabs, ok? 

     Let's take a look across the border. You won't have to look long because there's a traffic jam. Back in the day Pablo had the common decency to sneak across the river. Now you'd think you were looking a a scene from the Alamo! We could charge a five dollar surcharge down there and pay off the national debt. Ok, got that image? Now I want you to turn around one hundred and eighty degrees and look behind you. See those trucks? Not the ones heading away from you, the ones coming AT you. Well, those trucks are filled with Arab fellers. 

     They come in from Canada. They run up and down the interstate, stopping at truck stops owned by other Arabs and they deliver folks of their persuasion to cities all across the country. Pablo is coming over to pick oranges. They are coming over to pick a building. 

     How many do you think it would take to disrupt a major city. A city say like Houston? Well it would take about ten. Take down a water supply, blow up a police station, or perhaps just hang out behind the scenes in a town like Ferguson and stir things up a bit, hmmmmmmm? Ten in Houston, ten in LA, ten in FERGUSON! Don't take much. 

     And the attack is so clandestine you don't know who to attack. Building goes down and we get all politically correct, jump on KhanStupidStan, and the real problem is right HERE! Under our very noses, and has been for years. So, the next time you're at a rest stop, and you see a truck parked, with a bunch of guys hanging around looking lonely, do the Texas thing. Offer em a beer and a ham sandwich, and if they refuse, take note!

When The CPS Comes a Calling

                                          When Confronting the CPS

     I was drawn into a conversation today, and I can't reveal it's content, but I felt it necessary to recount some rules I've learned. Now this is not legal advice. It is just common sense. Still, I think it would be well for people to read these words and heed them. 

     First off, when the CPS comes a calling do NOT fall into the trap that they are there to help ANYTHING. This is a red herring they are trained to use in order to gain confidence and entrance into your home.  They are task masters at playing the "kitty cat" until they have control, and then they show the tiger they were all along. They don't give a flip about your kids! Their only concern is filling the quota provided by the menus filled out by professional foster parents waiting in the wings to have their order filled. 

     Next, NEVER let them in the door. They will lie! If you do not see a search warrant or court order they have no right to abridge the fourth amendment of the constitution. This has been affirmed by Gates vs Texas. They will tell you they will be right to come  back and take your kids. Don't you believe it. If you were doing something that bad they would have that order. There has to be a clear danger to children. 

     Do not sign any so-called "safety plan!" You are not required to and that paper has no basis in law! That case caseworker MAYBE has some college in social work but she DOES have training in twisting facts, lying, and getting children to customers as fast as possible. When you conform by signing a safety plan you empower that case worker to proceed to step two, which is to make SURE you can never succeed in any plan concerning your children. Psychologically it puts you on a guilt trip. If you are normal the presence of the case worker makes you think you have done something wrong, and signing that paper codifies it in your subconscious. When you can't live up to it you will feel as if you somehow "failed" as a parent. And that "judge" (and I use the term loosely) sitting there in family court knows just about as much about law as a school librarian. They most likely have never read the constitution and if they have they don't believe it applies in their court. They serve a "higher calling." It's all about the children!" (Yeah, RIGHT!)

     Immediately distrust anyone who urges you to cooperate with the CPS in any way. You don't have to jump up in their face, just know. Just remember the Godfather's advice to his son, Michael. "The one who comes to you with a deal...HE is a traitor!" Even if your lawyer tells you this just follow the money, and if the lawyer is a litem ANYTHING in his title then he makes his living from CPS cases just like YOURS! An honest lawyer will tell you the object of the game is to get the kids out of CPS as fast as possible. 

     Home studies are a sham. Safety plans are a sham. Parental classes are a sham. Psyche tests are all a sham. These are done by contractors on the payroll of the CPS. Drug tests too. This is a favorite of caseworkers. Even if you pass the test with flying colors that case worker will stand up in family court and say, "We understand that, you honor, but we have concerns 'at this time." 

     Document everything. This won't do any good because the judge and the case worker are in bed together, but it'll give you something to do. From the very first moment of contact with the CPS you must ask yourself. What are your children worth to you? Are they worth your job? Your home. The life you've built in the town where you grew up? When CPS comes calling your life will be forever changed, make no mistake, especially if your children are marketable. If they miss you the first time they WILL be back. 

     Public schools, Head Start, and all hospitals are input portals for product for the CPS. That doctor you've seen for years has a nurse who is just itching to call her best friend, the case worker, to get your kids GONE! That school teacher has her on speed dial. Do not trust these people. 

     If the CPS takes your kids you will become one of the fallen. That's why it is so important not to let that happen. If your children are removed the CPS has invested the time and money in what they consider to be a viable product. The order has been filled. Getting them back will be like trying to negate a closed real estate deal. This is a harsh reality. This is why it is fruitless listening to case after case of people who have lost their kids to CPS. It's like listening to dead people. I am one of the fallen, myself. I rarely share my story because it makes no difference. I share what I've learned hoping it will save someone from having to walk a mile in my shoes. 

     This is horrible, isn't it? Yes it is. That's why people, such as myself, are fighting every day not to just change CPS but to end it! The death toll of foster children is horrendous. One child...ONE, is too many. The sight of a broken mother is more than i can stand. This is not legal advice, it's HUMAN advice. What do you do when someone grabs for your very heart? The most sacred part of your life at the beck and call of a machine that fills orders more efficiently than any McDonalds you've ever seen. 

Saturday, August 23, 2014

The Mind of an Artist


 You Will NEVER Understand The Mind Of An Artist

    The complexity of a mind that moves in the world of the abstract is unfathomable. People who see patterns that no one else can see, and can point out those patterns to others are rare. Sometimes their vision doesn’t become clear until long after their death, and the rest of us catch up to the plateau their mind was on all the time. Some call them crazy, and maybe they are. Many go unnoticed their entire lives, and even after, and are never recognized. Quick recognition is dangerous, too. People swept into the public eye by production machines who have really nothing to offer come and go all the time. The flavor of the beans has nothing to do with the can. Mass media machines can make a pretty can, but when opened the first time people find no beans worth eating. The problem these days is that people will eat any bean that comes along no matter how tasteless. Most of you will drive right past a mom and pop grill on our way to McDonald’s. The true artist is rare. You get one Tupak, and a thousand empty cans of beans that try to imitate him. 

    This is why you get perverts and drug addicts who have “hits” and then, as their real personality comes forth the world sees what is really there it stands back shocked and amazed. What happened? Nothing. The truth just came out, that’s all. I’ve never heard a Brittany Spears song because I don’t think there’s anything there. However, there are people out there who hang on her every song, just like that Cyrus girl. I have watched Hannah Montana because I'm an old pervert, but I really wasn’t impressed by the musical content. These two are not artists! They are the product of a corporate structure designed to grind out “product” and wouldn’t  know real talent if it ran up and pissed on their legs. 

    Now for the real artists. Hank Williams. When he came along Acuff/Rose was just figuring out how to sell records from an old church in downtown Nashville. Hank had talent, drive, style and a drinking habit that would make a modern psychologist faint! He also had a marriage that was rockier than the shores of Maine. He “crossed over” to pop when his “Cold Cold Heart” was recorded by a mainstream singer. With all respect to the rap artists out there let’s all come back in fifty years and see how many people are still recording YOUR songs! 

    Real artists are like super novas. Super novas have two things you should be aware of. If you get too close you get burned, and they eventually go out with a bang! Real artists almost always do that. The fire burns so hot that it invariably burns friends and family and in the end the muse leaves and then they leave. Please note Robin Williams. 

    Not all of these people get their fifteen minutes of fame.  Most live lives of obscurity only appreciated by family and a few friends. They still burn brightly and burn out, but leave no public trail and the muse simply moves somewhere else. Inspiration is a spirit. Have you ever heard of simultaneous  inspiration? That’s where two artists come up with practically the same idea at the same time. Amazing, isn’t it? And the idea seems to just “pop” into their heads. This is because we really don’t understand where inspiration comes from. The complexity of the brain is beyond medical science no matter what your doctor tells you.  As a songwriter I can tell you that everything I hear or see goes into a great file somewhere in my head and I can access that file any time I want. But the initial idea for anything just comes out of nowhere, and that’s the part we will never understand. 

    My daughter in law, Jackie was a super nova. I watched her over her life develop from a clumsy little girl to a fairly consummate YouTube artist. I will not bore you will details but I will say I stood too close, got burned, and she burned out. She got cross ways with the Child Protective Services and what you got was what happens when you put an organization with no imagination with someone who was all imagination. She was never recognized for her talent but her behind the scenes efforts are still rippling today. Her ideas were revolutionary. One day I’ll tell you some of those ideas because you won’t believe me right now. 

    You will never understand the mind of the artist. It is impossible. You can only understand what they explain to you. You will never know where it comes from. Just eat the beans.  If they’re good, you’ll know, but you’ll never know why. Jackie’s spirit lives. You can see it when we all get together and her name comes up.  People who didn’t know her just sit there, and those of us who stood close to the nova just let them taters pass by. 

Friday, August 22, 2014

Burning Down The House

Burning Down The House

    It seems that some school districts in Missouri have made the decision to train and allow teachers to carry concealed weapons in classrooms. Sandy Hook was a benchmark in that the ages of the victims  were so horrific. Hopped up teens shooting other teens up in Colorado is one thing, but attacking Shirley Temple with an AR-15 is a whole other spectrum of violence. To be honest with you that even rattled me, and I’m about as cold blooded as they come. To this day I simply cannot get my mind around a little girl taking a bullet like that. 

    Way back when there was a little red school house in Killeen. It’s still there, as a matter of fact, but it’s city hall now, anyway I digress. You can still see in the stone above opposing doors on each side of the building the word, “Girls” on one side, and “Boys” on the other.  That’s right. Girls and boys had to walk in through different doors no matter where their classrooms were. The school sat on a rise so everywhere in town it could be seen, ‘cause that was the school house. The measure of a good car was if it could back up Avenue D to the school without dying. There was a principle, and teachers, and a couple old ladies who cooked whatever in the lunch room, which was really not needed because most of the kids brought lunch with them. 

    There was never any violence in the school. And brothers and sisters this is old time Texas. Guns were EVERYWHERE! Most boys carried a pocket knife. That was just common sense. A boy needed a pocket knife. A Barlow! But, you see, people were a little bit more sane back then. If you had a weird kid like Adam Lanza the whole town knew about it. We had one when I was in school, Johnny.  Johnny was in special ed, Johnny liked to look at little girls, Johnny was just plain weird! Now I know all you liberals out there are already down on me for what I just said, but let me add. Nobody beat Johnny up. We just knew him for what he was. He couldn’t help it, and we knew that. But nobody let Johnny take a seven year old girl fishing down on Nolan creek either. We knew Johnny for what he was. 

    When I was in high school we had a group of boys in the “FFA,” Future Farmers of America. They wore these little black cowboy hats. They ran cows in a corral, they wore boots and they ALL had guns in their pick up trucks, every last ONE of them. I want you to get an image in your mind here. It’s 1968, and Adam Lanza marches across the parking lot of the Killeen High School with a rifle in his hand and a back pack on. Five or six FFA boys are sitting around their pickups taking a last chew of tobacco and see him about to go into the school, rifle at the ready.  How far do you think Adam would have gotten? Don’t speculate, I KNOW how far he would have gotten. He would have been dead! Right then, do not pass “go,” do not collect two hundred! 

    The fact is nobody ever dreamed of doing anything like that back in ‘68. The world has changed. Respect for authority has been eroded, teachers are no longer viewed as someone to be looked up to, so many rules are in place that it is impossible to  discipline an unruly child even if you wanted to. Paul Simon wrote years ago, “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school it’s a wonder I can think at all,” and that’s just about where we are today, people. The only think I learned in twelve years of public schooling that served me well down through the years is how to type. We all sat in a row in front of old manual typewriters and Mr. Hartman marched up and down behind us with a yard stick saying, “One, two, three, TYPE,” over and over again, and the reason he had a yard stick was to hit us in the back of the head if we didn’t type! Mr. Hartman was the authority, and if you couldn’t accept that Mr. Patterson was right across the hall in the principle’s office and he had a bigger stick for bigger problems. OH HORROR! All the liberals are now puking in their little brown bags, I can assure you. 

    Sadly, these days are gone forever. Civilization as we knew it has crumbled. When Mr. and Mrs. America look over their fence in the morning they see the forests falling. Time was they could see a dust cloud in the distance, but it didn’t matter much because that was “over there,” in New York, or LA, or Ohio, places like that. Well, it’s right next door now. Respect for order has come to such a low state that you can’t teach kids to type anymore. You can’t even demand they sit in their seat, and if you try Adam Lanza with come back from the dead and straighten you out! 

    That smoke Mr. and Mrs. America saw was the nation on fire. We are burning down the house. The rules have changed. Back when I was in school all Miss (that’s right MISS) Hornbuckle had to do was LOOK at us and we sat and kept our mouths SHUT. And Miss Hornbuckle was a skinny, dried up old maid Texas school ma’arm! But she had authority because the society she lived in GAVE her that authority. It is right that teachers should have guns in the classroom, no! Is it necessary, YES! 

    America is falling apart. Ask yourself, what do they do when they decide to blow up a building to build something else? Well, first they move all the furniture out.  All the valuables. So when they bring the building down it’s just a shell. Now just why are American corporations scampering overseas? Why are a lot of them moving to Texas. It’s because someone has made the decision to burn down America’s house and they’re moving all the furniture first.  Then, open the borders and let the demolition crew in. It’s as simple as that! 

    If you are sixty or so you remember the schools I described here.  The kids these days don’t have that. All they have is Adam Lanza, and a society so hypocritical it is beyond belief. But this is the new “normal,” our kids have to accept, so when a teacher has a gun under her sweater, to them, that’s just one more log on the fire, and they accept it. In all the descriptions I’ve given you in this article did I ever tell you a teacher, or principle carried a gun? They didn’t because they didn’t have to! Society has changed. Now they HAVE to. 

    The entire concept of public school is a farce. Home schooling is becoming the fashion and not because it is sub standard, because it WORKS! These standardized tests, rules and regulations, and now guns are all by products of an idea that never worked in the first place. It has grown out of control and if there is any justice in the world that justice is that the monster that the educators have created is turning on THEM now! And the kids are hip to it.  Why get an education? You can’t get a job anyway. You can’t go to a doctor. You’re not safe in your home anymore. Why worry about it, and why worry about that teacher who is the product of this whole sick scenerio, and is telling you that this is all kosher and we just need more of it. Well, now she has to have a gun to get to work! Are the lambs still screaming, Clairese?

    I was blessed with a bunch of teachers who had their cowboy hats on straight. We were told that most of us would not go to college. We accepted that. We went to work. Even Johnny went to work. This will all run its course. The pendullum swings to and fro. Public education as gotten as insane as it possible could, and now we’re putting guns in the class rooms. Eventually the yardsticks may come back. America will burn down, of course. That’s a given. As I’ve told you TEXAS will NOT burn down. To my more liberal friends out there I say we may look redneck. We may talk funny, and you may not agree with our ways, but our ways WORK! I wish it were not that way. I wish we all had jobs.  I wish Dr. Fowler still had his office back downtown and a ten dollar bill would always get you seen. I wish rain were beer, but it’s not, and it will never be again in the America YOU helped create.  Do I think we need guns in school? Again I say, “Yes!” Do I miss Mr. Hartman. . . YES! I’m still here, Mr. Hartman. One, two, three, TYPE!
 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Religion vs System

    

    Religion and System

    There is a point where a religion stops being a religion and begins to be a political system.  That’s where Islam is today.  Actually, Islam has been there for a very long time. When Mohammed raced across the desert from Mecca to Medina his purpose was to civilize, and organize the countless tribes he found into one cohesive unit. At first it was a good idea.  The people there were as diverse as possible, and they had ways that were developed over centuries of isolation, evolved in a very harsh world. It was routine to bury a girl alive if she was the first born. Hundreds of gods were worshipped, and the merchants in Mecca made a killing all based around this big stone building they controlled and charged a fee for entry to pray to whatever god one wished to at that particular time.  

    Now I don’t care if Mohammed saw an angel, a palm tree, or camel dung. Something made him seize upon the idea of one god, one world and one book.  He began to recite, and those recitations became the Qu’ran. The recitations started out simply enough. There was one god. That god created all things, controlled all things, and he didn’t like to be second guessed. You had to pray to that god five times a day. God liked dates, but didn’t care a whole lot about ham sandwiches. He didn’t approved of burying new born girls so in short order there was an abundance of women but no problem. A man could have his choice of any four he wanted so long as they weren’t claimed by someone else. And these ladies had to keep their mouths shut and the kitchen open. (Not all of Mohammed’s ideas were all that bad.) 

    Mohammed was not a bum, or a loser. He was a successful merchant who made his fortune by being able to take a caravan across the desert, sell the goods, and bring the money home to his backers, a pretty good gig for six hundred AD. He was married to an older lady who loved him and supported him in all he did. As a matter of fact, she was the one who pushed him on when he came home and told her about his first vision. Mohammed thought he was just crazy. 

    At first he didn’t make much of a stir. He’d trot over to the Kaaba and speak about his ideas and the people who sold the tickets didn’t pay him much mind. Their logic was simple. He was trying to open a Quickie Mart with one soft drink and they already had a Walmart with a liquor store attached. Who in their right mind would listen to him? Friends and neighbors, never under estimate the power of religion. There is this gene in humans that will make them accept anything that suits their fancy so long as the get some kind of reward, and they get to down somebody else. The poor people of Mecca who couldn’t afford the price of entry. . . well, they just trotted right on over to ol’ Mohammed. The math was simple. There were more people who could count to one, and people who could count to gazillion! 

    If he had left the money changers alone Mohammed would have finished his life eating dates, reciting, and gathering a few followers. But, there were greater things in store for our retired wagon master. In short order he got cross ways with the establishment and they ran him out of town. He went up to Medina, where he found a ready market for his ideas, and at that point he added a special sauce. Now here we have to get into “inspiration.” I remember back when I wrote, “Sharon.” Like my friend, Jay, says, “I ain’t even gonna lie to you.” I’d get up every morning, mix up a pitcher of Sangria with the fruit floating in it, retire to my porch, pour a glass an write. When the book came out some people started saying, “Inspired!”  I just said, “Far out!” Mohammed didn’t drink, but he sure could spin a yarn, just like Joseph Smith. The tales he told struck a chord with the desert tribes and after getting run off from Mecca, Mohammed added a new twist. He pulled everyone into an army with one simple motto: Kick their butts and take their sluts. Now I’m not saying he was wrong. When you get run off from your hometown because you want to talk about your religion you tend to get upset. 

    At this point the recitations began to change. The Qu’ran began to acquire rules to live by. Now bear in mind these rules were adapted for people living in hell, with no money, no water and no way out of spot of desert that only a FOOL would call home, but, that having been said, Mohammed recited rules of life that would pretty much get you through the day. Problem was, in the end, if you didn’t follow the rules, you most definitely wouldn’t see the next day, cause he’d cut your head off! 

    That is where religion, and secularism separate. There is a line between, “. . . if they do not hear you leave and shake the very dust from your  feet,” to “Bend over and stretch your neck!” And I’m not just dogging on Mohammed, everybody’s done it. The Catholics burned heretics and the Pilgrims burned witches. Mohammed was unique in that he took on a mess. He HAD to devise a system to get everyone on the same sheet of music, but folks, that’s what it really was. . . a system, not a religion at that point. 

    Mohammed’s dream did not survive him. Not even for five minutes. Upon his death one of his inner circle charged out of the tent screaming, “I will slay the first man who says the prophet has ever died!” Up until that moment his followers really DID believe in him.  They really DID hang on his every word, and it really DID work for them. But, the very rules he set up were the undoing of his belief set. “There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is His prophet!” Work with me here, if the Prophet is dead then who is now running the show? Well, there are two approaches to that question. Either someone in Mohammed’s direct line, or someone who is inspired by God to take his place, but no one can really take his place because of rule number one. And Muslims are arguing about this to this very day!

    Now this is a very condensed version of history, but I used it to set up my point for this entire article. In the desert today there are groups of people who are still living by what THEY consider to be the letter of the “law.” Forget iPhones, forget world commerce, and space travel, forget global warming, (they already GOT that,) if a pretty girl puts on lipstick you stone her! Ok, this doesn’t work. The idea of god is that god made it, he runs it. If you don’t follow the wishes of that god then HE will take care of it, either here or THERE! You don’t have to burn people or stone pretty girls, god is in control. You can’t second guess god! Burn a pretty girl in France and five hundred years later, “Oops, a SAINT!” 

    This form of Islam is a political system. It has a religious overtones, but it is a system none the less. And, I’m not going to suck up and try to be politically correct here, but there are good Muslims. They’re the ones who have become westernized. Muslims who were born and raised to New York and the only desert they want to  see is in Southern California during vacation. Businessmen who really DO start Quickie Marts and the community loves them because they try to fit in, and they will order anything you want to be put on the shelf. Then there are the “other” Muslims. Crazy-eyed, sociopathic, and determined to make the world turn their way. These people make good use of our freedom of religion, but let me clue you in. When you stop being a religion, and become a political system that rule no longer applies! When you start cutting journalist’s heads off on YouTube you have just crossed that line, swam the river, and stomped BACK off into that desert you came from. 

    The civilized nations of the world need to come together on this. If a system behaves like that you put a fence around them and don’t let anybody OUT or IN! You don’t let radicals preach this system of death and destruction in their “holy” places. Make the rule real simple. “If we catch you doing this we will close you DOWN!” I can hear it already, “Oh Wilbur, you’re attacking freedom of religion.” No I’m NOT! Everyone has a right to pray any way they want, but people have a right to LIVE too! You don’t like the way Frenchi dresses then stop LOOKING at her, you pervert! Be like the Quakers.  If you don’t follow the party line they shun you. “Uh, you can’t be ‘round here no more!” We need to get this right, people, and quit dilly-dallying around. And play by the rules THEY set. They don’t like Bibles in Arabia, fine. . . we don’t like Qu’rans in Austin. You want your women folk to stomp around in a black bed sheet from head to toe, hey, that’s cool. That Texas heat will take care of that, but don’t you harm my granddaughter because she wears jeans and boots. And stop killing people just because they don’t agree with you. We Texans don’t play that. You kill one of us and we will kill you back! 

    The measure of any religion is the happiness and success of the people who adhere to it. If I see a Muslim who owns five Quickie Marts I am proud.  He lived the dream. What he does in his house is his business. I want him to prosper, send all his kids to UT and live a good, long life. Truth is I’ve never met a Muslim who subscribes to the radical nonsense streaming out of the Middle East. That’s why they’re HERE!  They’re tired of it too. One of my dearest friends is a woman in New Jersey. I’ve known her since she was twelve. She’s a mother now, married to a fine man, and she wears that get up every day.  She also loves hot dogs and baseball. And I love HER!  

    

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Turned Corners and Dead Ends

                                    Turning Corners and Dead Ends

     Big news today! Fewer buildings were burned in Ferguson last night than the night before. I'm optimistic! In addition to that Eric Holder is flying in to straighten out that mess. Maybe he'll do a little gun running while he's in town. I hear ISIS is up there so he'll be among friends. I want you to note that Holder hasn't eaten one taco on the Texas border. Also, CPS prostituting little girls doesn't bother him at all. Benghazi? Forget about it. Old news. But one guy gets shot in a local incident involving a street cop and fire that jet up! Alert the media. Oh, by all means alert the media, because that's really what this is really all about. 

     Meanwhile the incident is going before the grand jury, which is what is supposed to happen. Any time someone is cop-shot it should be reviewed. Heck, they even reviewed the gunfight at the OK Corral. What Holder is there for is to circumvent the grand jury should the result come out contrary to what the mob thinks it should be. Still stinging from the Zimmerman verdict, Holder and his handler, Barak, want to make sure justice is done, and if it's not done to their satisfaction they will redo it until they get it right. 

     Like I said yesterday this case is unfolding. Each day brings new facts out. If the cards fall the wrong way the good people of Ferguson will have to lock their doors, yet again, while mobs roam the streets. I won't tell you what it will take to stop this nonsense but it has something to do with that nasty old second amendment, and nothing to do with gun-running lying bureaucrats.  

     

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

When The War Comes To Texas

                                    When The War Comes To Texas

     Do you think the events in Ferguson were a spur of a moment, one time only thing? A doctor once told me when I went to see him for a back ache that the problem had started some time before. The pain was just reflective of a long existing issue that finally boiled over. So it is with Ferguson. So it is with most of America. 

     If St Louis had jobs galore, ready housing, good hospitals, and opportunity, do you think Michael Brown would have been prowling the streets with a pocket full of stolen cigars? What created the low slung Hip Hop generation? It was created by the fall of an empire. When the Apostle Paul was doing his ministry he walked from Israel to Rome and was not robbed. Four hundred years later a senator couldn't cross the street in Rome with reasonable safety. That's what happens when empires fall. 

     "But America is not an empire," you say. The HELL it isn't. When you dispatch armies to get involved in other people's wars solely for economic gain and then STAY...that makes you an empire. And why do empires fall? They fall because people in the far reaches of said empire don't give a donkey kong about origins or core beliefs of the empire. They're just along for the ride. And when the empires resources are stretched to the breaking point from trying to support imperialism the home front invariably falls short. We're worried to death about some bunch of camel jockeys in Bangstupidstan and tanks are roaming our streets. 

     If you're waiting on a war and the dissolving of America well wait no longer cause here it is, I said heeeere it is! The country was built on enterprise. It was constructed on the premise that if you cast your bread upon the waters you just might get a sandwich out of it, and many did. At some point however, half the population decided to take a break, and de walls come a tumblin' down. 

     So, America is lost. Suck it up. Now here comes the good part. I TOLD you months ago these Nortés were going to step on their pee pees! Ferguson isn't unique. Just wait until East LA gets into the act. Now them brothers know how to riot, I'll tell you. How about Harlem, South Chicago...DETROIT? But guess what? I'll give you a dollar to a do-nut Dallas will still be there. As will Houston, and Austin, and San Antonio, and Ding Dong because we don't play that crap in Texas! We WANT a bunch of idiots to hit the streets just so we can show you how it's done, and the sweet part is that by that time America will be a blazing ruin and the Republic of Texas will rise from the ashes! (You swatting them bees yet?) 

     "Oh Wilbur, you're so harsh!" You are burning down your cities because one guy got shot, FOOL! Those people don't give a flip about Michael Brown. The problem is just like that back ache I told you about. Pent up rage at a failed system and no way out! 

     Texas is an armed society with a history of using those arms. We LIKE to shoot people. I told you we're crazy, didn't I? But, an armed society is a polite society. Sam Colt really DID make everyone equal. Texas will secede simply because America in a state of collapse will not be able to stop it. We have most everything we need and what we don't have we'll just figure out. If we can't get biscuits  we'll just eat corn bread. We got lots of that. We make our own whiskey too, and the next time you take medication just take a look at where it came from. Like that Dell computer, do ya? 

     It's coming folks, and I'm not Alex Jones, although he was right. When the fires go out in Ferguson they'll just start somewhere else, and another, then another and another. And only after the last factory closes or moves to Texas, after the last city goes out of the public water business, after the last police station closes down because it's just too damn DANGEROUS to patrol the streets any more ...only then will the Nortés finally understand that you simply cannot eat money!

Michael Brown Revisited

                                                 Mike Brown Revisited

     First off I'd like to say I was right. Jack in the Sharp showed up, AND Jackson DID pass the plate. When are black people going to see through these two nincompoops? Couple of years ago a little two year old girl in Dallas got her brains bashed out by a foster parent up in Dallas and Jack in the Sharp was sadly absent. I'll leave it to you to figure out why, but enough about that.

     We are now running the gauntlet of autopsies trying to figure out what happened on that fateful night in Ferguson.  There WERE witnesses, and it was in the street with enough light. Brown DID just strong arm a convenience store clerk, but the officer had no knowledge of that so it's not a factor in the event. What has to be determined is if deadly force was required or not. 

     There are some who are trying to draw parallels to the Trayvon Martin event but that doesn't wash, and I will tell you why. Trayvon Martin did  assault George Zimmerman. This is borne out by Zimmerman's injuries. For whatever reason he was knocked to the ground and Martin leaped on him, banging his head on the concrete causing George some distress, and it doesn't MATTER what Martin said while he was doing it, he could have been saying, "Have you found Jesus," he was still doing everything possible to knock Zimmerman out. Now, this is important; one shot, squarely placed, to fend off am attacker. Physical contact had been made, and it doesn't matter WHY George was out of that SUV, it doesn't matter what flavor tea Trayvon had at the time it is simple. Attack, one shot, man down. If you will note, George Zimmerman did NOT empty his magazine into Trayvon Martin. When Martin stood, and said, "You got me," through the blood in his eyes, and the trauma of the head bashing he had just taken, George Zimmerman had no idea where the bullet went. It could have gone straight up in the air and I think Martin would have jumped up anyway. 

     Now, let's look at the officer's actions in Ferguson. These people are pumped up, ok? That's why they yell a lot. I've been told that the reason for the contact was because Brown and company were walking in the middle of the street. What happened to the officer just slowing his cruiser and pointing at the boys, and then at the sidewalk? He over reacted. Now let's get inside Brown's head. Being aware that he had just stolen those cigars, and believing that most likely the clerk had called the police, don't you think it possible that Michael Brown thought he was caught? When I was growing up down here in Texas, and a cop pulled up and got out of his car we ran in five different directions at once. Cop caught the slow guy. Witnesses agree that Mike turned, raised his hands, and approached the officer. Not one witness recalled the officer shouting, "GET DOWN!" Now THAT is normal police procedure. You lay down, they handcuff you, and you deny everything. 

     Let's address the firing of the weapon. I've been in altercations here with thugs trying to roll me in the parking lot of a store and all I've ever done is show my gun, smile, and say, "You were just leaving." Know what? They always LEAVE! Damnest thing I ever saw. That's cause NOBODY wants to get shot, and I dare say Michael Brown had just about the same mindset. Now let's push the envelope just a bit. Let's say, just for argument's sake, that Michael Brown was a drug crazed, raving lunatic, charging at the cop waving his fists in the air. You charge a cop down here and see how that works out for you. These guys are pumped up. They WANT to fight. They PRACTICE fighting. They taze each other at parties and laugh about it. If that police officer was in fear for his life because some fat kid ran up in him he needs to get another job. 

     Next, he can't shoot. All the wounds in Brown's arm prove that. George got Trayvon dead center with one shot with blood in his eyes. The one good hit was when Michael stooped over exposing the top of his head, which is another point. If a man is going down why shoot him again? In my opinion this officer has some explaining to do, and, as facts emerge, the scenario I have painted may change, but I don't think it will change that much. If Brown was on drugs, or drunk, police officers are supposed to be trained for that. If he was bull rushing the officer, don't they have teasers up in Ferguson? There are so many variables that the conclusions are endless. 

     On a final note I thought we'd done away with all this, "Burn the town down" crap back in the 60's. Apparently not. I have never understood that. You burn down the stores so now you can't buy any cigarettes. DUH! Beats working I guess. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black

                                   The Pot Calling The Kettle Black

     Years ago my business partner, W C Dorrill, told me, "Be sure your sins will find you out." I think that's been my motto ever since. When I launched my series of articles concerning Rosemary Lehmberg it was not because I am a sterling example you would want to hold up before your children. Far from it. It was because I'm the one person in Texas who can fly in her face and not fear any repercussions. In former times I would be referred to as a drunken asshole. Now I'm the "Most Interesting Man In Texas." She thinks she can drink? -->I<-- can drink! After forty-two years in country music, at the publishing level, I have out drank many folks at parties and done things that would make a sailor blush with shame. I'm lucky my ass isn't in jail! I've become a Mexican citizen, bootlegged Coors beer from Burnet to Killeen for the city council, coyoted illegals across the border, worked in strip clubs, been a bag man for gangsters, and have enough ex-wives to start a softball team. If you want to dig dirt on me you'd better bring a dump truck. But the one thing I've never done is fill an elected position and betray the people's trust by portraying myself as an upstanding American and champion of the truth! 

     Remember when Jesus was listing sins? What was the last thing he said that day? "...as are all LIARS!" Peter hung his head in the boat that night and said, "Be thou far from me, Lord, for I am a sinful man!" But he wasn't a liar. Rosemary Lehmberg is a liar! And she can't sue me because she'd have to go into court and prove she's not a liar. And what makes it bad for her to have me on her ass is that I understand her world. I'm not the pot calling the kettle black, I'm the pot calling the kettle OUT! 

     Rick Perry has his faults, but one of those faults is NOT tooling down a bike path with a blood-alcohol level of 2.39! That, and he was perfectly within his rights to veto anything he wasn't comfortable with. His logic was simple. "You are on a committee to oversee the ethics of other people and you have NO ethics! Not to mention the track record of that group leaves a little to be desired. Case in point, Tom Delay!

     The appellate court in September 2013 tossed a high-profile jury verdict, ruling that "the evidence was legally insufficient to sustain DeLay's convictions." In a dissent, the lone Democrat on the three-judge panel argued the evidence for a conviction was sufficient enough to convince a rational jury that criminal conduct had taken place.

     Notice the dissenting judge was a democrat! And this is how they roll, folks. That "ethics" group was squarely behind the DeLay fiasco. The main problem with Rick Perry and his veto had nothing to do with a woman who betrayed the public trust, it rested solely upon the fact that Rick is a republican! Maybe we need to have two governors. One for the democrats, and one for the republicans. Oh, my bad...THREE! One for AUSTIN democrats. There. That's better. 

     This is really not about Lehmberg's drinking. It's about her complete lack of discretion. Rick Perry's abuse of power? How about a district attorney stumbling across a line, trying to stay on her feet, asking the officers HOLDING HER UP if they knew who she was? How's THAT for abuse of power? Now I'm not going to speculate on things, but I'd like you to ask yourself; what do you think Rick Perry would have done in that same situation? 

     We all make mistakes. We have all fallen short of the glory. What you do after you fall is the measure of your character. Rosemary Lehmberg is sadly lacking in what it takes to serve the people of Texas. Notice I did NOT say America because they have Obama and don't get me started. 

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Lehmberg Kidnapping or Rosemay's Baby?

                          Lehmberg Kidnapping or Rosemary's Baby

     Just when you think things can't get any funnier someone like Rosemary Lehmberg pops up and life is born anew. I wanted to donate some time to this. I touched on it yesterday but I wanted just the right atmosphere before I dealt with this subject in depth. I didn't want to do it from my back porch, which is my usual location for any serious writing. That, and I had to have just the right libation to create the mood. In her honor I chose vodka martinis, which is as close to gay as I like to get, being a straight up gin man myself. Vodka martinis are really not a martini. It's a lady's drink. I prefer gin because if it don't bite it ain't right. Anyway, I digress. 

     Let me update the uninformed. Last year the illustrious District Attorney of no less than Travis County, Texas went barreling through Austin, stewed to the gills, with a half bottle of vodka riding along in the passenger's seat, and, as so often happens, one of Austin's finest jacked her holiness up. She might have gotten away with it cept she was using the bike lane for a passing lane, and Austin may be weird, but it ain't THAT weird. Now she was three times the legal limit of blood alcohol, which if you understand the legal limit is .08 that put the right honorable Rosemary Lehmberg at right about 2.4. In laymen's terms that is snot slinging, commode hugging drunk, and I should know, having been there on many occasions myself. How drunk IS that? Well, the last time I got into a whiskey drinking contest and tipped the scale to that degree I fell off the FLOOR! She had blood in her alcohol system. 

     One would expect that a woman who has risen to the office of DA would have the knowledge, or at least the common sense to behave herself while being filmed during an arrest. I mean how many DWIs has she prosecuted, huh? Not our Rosemary. Nosiree. She paraded around like a beached whale, kicking doors, asking if the officers knew who she was, name dropping, and shifting between laughter and rage as they tied her to a chair. That's right. They had to restrain this esteemed jurist to keep from hurting herself or others. Like a drunk biker mama. After she made her big splash at the Austin PD she pled out and did something like twenty days for her situation. (Wonder how the ol' docket worked out down at the office.) 

     Now, wouldn't you figure that her career would have a least have taken a left turn at Congress and MLK after this. Hell NO! Not in the world of Austin politics. Onward through the fog. Keep Austin weird. She just took her fat ass right back to work just like she had good sense. (I'm not kidding, folks. You can't make this stuff up!) 

     It just so happens that this star supporter of Twin Liquors (twenty-three gallons of Cirroc in fifteen months) is also the head of something called the Public Integrity Unit which is charged with prosecuting public crimes. Now the rules are that she should have been removed from office under the Texas Local Government Code which in chapter eighty-seven specifically states such officials may be removed for habitual drunkenness. Well, she is a democrat and Governor Perry is a Republican. Austin is the hotbed of democratic power so a number of other DAs and democratic notables rallied to her cause and as you know, she remained firmly in place. No problem! Perry just said that if the DIDN'T step down he would veto any funding of that "integrity" committee since a DRUNK was running it. 

     Well he did it and some liberal watchdog group called Texans For Public Justice filed an ethics complaint which round about ended up with Governor Perry getting INDICTED on a felony for delivering an unlicensed bitchslap to Rosemary's dead poets society. What amazes me is the fine folks if Austin, who march in the street when someone cuts down a tree, don't see what's wrong with this! 

     Perry is a consummate politician.  One cannot imagine he didn't see this Chihuahua snapping at his heels, and had plans for her to his own good purpose. I  think Rick Perry will survive this, in fact I KNOW he's gonna survive this, and Lehmberg's little effort to kidnap his political career will end up being Rosemary's Baby, a perverted, drunken monster who just crapped in her lunchbox!

Is This Attack On The Constitution Something New?

                    Is This Attack On The Constitution A New Thing?

     In between the two articles I put out yesterday I did a study of the disintegration of the constitution from almost the moment the ink dried. When it was penned, ratified, and signed into law the intentions were very clear. America was set up as a nation with as little government as possible. To be perfectly honest the ten commandments would have done just fine, but the lawyers got involved, and, well, you know. "Honor thy father and mother," seems pretty straight forward, but then somewhere the great, great, great, GREAT whatEVER of Rosemary Lehmberg was somewhere in the room, and said, "We need some DNA tests on that, and frankly, I'm worried about that word, 'honor!' Would honor mean simple respect, does it implicate monetary support for some time, and at what time would such supplement cease?" 

     The Sons of Shem did a bang up job of screwing up the ten commandments, and the supreme court, several presidents, and an illiterate congress on the payroll of folks like J P Morgan have effectively put the wood to the constitution. The supreme court was not so much set up to define the constitution as it was put into place to get AROUND it at the behest of the powers that be.  The bill of rights is so simple. I've already explained the rights written about were not enacted into law by the bill, they were RECOGNIZED! They already existed, and they were universal. People have a right to speak, defend their lives and so on. A WOLF has the same privileges, and the wolf can't READ! Right now, as I type, a bill is being introduced to further define what freedom of speech is. Now that's horrendous, but is it new? No! 

     Abraham Lincoln jailed hundreds of people, including editors of news papers, AFTER he suspended habeas corpus! To write anything against his war effort was punishable by imprisonment without trial. The image of Ol' Abe chopping wood was good public relations, but he would put that wood to you in a New York minute, excuse the pun.  His famous emancipation proclamation did NOT apply to slaves pressed into service for the Union, or slaves in southern regions under the control of the Union army, but ONLY pertained to slaves in areas controlled by the Confederacy in an effort to undermine the southern war effort. And it wasn't slavery that was the issue in the first place. It was the over populated north, controlling congress, and taxing the pants off the south to get the money needed to float northern interests. Oh, Lincoln didn't like slavery, sure, but he sure as hell didn't mind all that cotton money up there on Wall Street, and he didn't care WHO picked the cotton. John Wilkes Booth didn't get to Ford's theater quick enough!

     And before you think Lincoln was the exception to the rule, he wasn't! They ALL did it! They're doing it today! The owners never changed.  You see, America is set up like a huge corporation. You have the owners, the managers, and the rest of us who really do the work. And we're led to believe that whatever benefits the owners is naturally good for all of us. The government is supposed to be the watchdog over the owners as they try to exert their influence over the tenants. Very little control is needed, but here's the trick. The owners want to retain control while providing the ILLUSION of a government Of the people, By the people, and FOR the people! People who are working twelve hours a day for nickels. Government steps in and says, "No, EIGHT hours a day for dollars!" Owners piss and moan, but they finally give in because they're still nowhere near dipping very deep into,their money bag just by providing a living wage. Now that's just economics. All well and good, but let's move the scale up a little bit. Slaves! The economic base of an entire region based on the working class being paid in corn bread and fat back. Long about 1850 everybody knew this wasn't going to fly for long. Just do some common sense here. If this situation existed at the time of Henry Ford just how much longer do you think it would have kept on going? England had slaves. They just passed a law, paid the slave owners and were done with it. Only two places on earth ever fought a war over slavery. US, and Haiti. 

     So, courtesy of slavery we have the government jumping in on a combined social/economic issue. Now, all these red, white, and blue patriots weren't the least bit concerned about other issues. Issues like say, women voting, things like that. And that's because we are inundated with core beliefs. Beliefs we don't even own up to. Adam ate that apple, but EVE gave it to him. That BITCH! Well, like my pappy used to say, "They can't all be bitches, gotta be a few SONS of bitches too!" By the way, that is why Hillary will never be president. Not until women realize their true potential and vote in a block, because they buy into this model, too. <Wink Wink>

     So, we had to amend the constitution to include women into the plan. Why did we have to even debate that? Same with freeing the slaves. "Ok, y'all free, but we gotta write a law so you can vote." Roll forward to the 1950's. Had to write laws so people could sit on a BUS! Now notice how the government has moved insidiously from economics to society. See how that works? Passing a law requiring you to chain your dog is one thing, but to suspend the bill of rights, to get you to shut your mouth, and hand over you gun, now THAT calls for an expert. In fact, that calls for a team of experts. A group of men an women so versed in the constitution that their very coughs are beyond reproach. The supreme court, and if that's not an oxymoron I'm not a white boy from Austin! 

     And the Owners will petition this bunch of old farts until they get what they want. You get a ruling upholding the second amendment and they come right back, "But you didn't address people holding a gun in their LEFT hand!" and those jack asses will hear the case! We all see it, but we're just to busy trying to get something to eat, and praying to God, or Allah, or Booglie Booglie the elephant boy that the hot checks the Federal Reserve calls money keeps passing down at the grocery store! 

     It doesn't matter WHAT the constitution says if you have a bunch of well monied owners constantly arguing over the difference between the words "will" and "shall," and keep redefining it. When the constitution was composed it was bi-partisan. Parties, candidates, or GOVERNMENT didn't come into it. America as a land mass, as a people, has nothing to do with government. If you adhere to the constitution, the rule of LAW, then THAT is your government. Have you ever held the constitution in your hand? It can be printed into a booklet that will easily fit in your coat pocket. There's a message there people. Try putting Obamacare in that pocket!