Texans, Yankees, and Arab Fellers

     I've always believed that Texas WAS independent of the United States. Since the end of the War of Northern Aggression Texas has put  systems in place that were designed to thwart intrusive Norté laws in order to protect its citizens. We viewed America as a minor irritant that could be ignored. Well, silly us, the Yankees started thinking they were actually running things, and when Obama took office it really got out of control. You see, as long as we had the Bushes, as bad as they were, they were still Texans. Well, sort of. Actually they are Yankees in Dallas Cowboy clothing, but it was the best we could do, OK? As a matter of fact, King George II was the Governor of Texas, and I personally thought he stayed in that capacity, but had to relocate to the White House to make it easier for Texas to run the US.  

     Anyway, where was I . . . Oh yes. This attitude worked pretty well until Obama came along. Now, Obama's skin color has nothing to do with anything. The main thing that is wrong with Obama is that he is a CarpetBagger! He homed in on Texas like a Prom Queen on a beer after the game. His entire world view is Yankee. Now, I'm being clever here, but friends and neighbors, that's really about it. You see, you have Yankees, and then you have DAMN Yankees. There are good Yankees. They hang around the pubs in Philly, drink beer, work at building all week, and laugh at our Texas ways with no malicious intent whatsoever. Then there's Damn Yankees who want to inject every weird idea Saul Alinsky  ever came up with into the mainstream of Texas life. Alinsky was from Chicago, Obama's from Chicago, you don't have to be on the honor roll at Texas A&M to connect those dots. 

     For Texas to maintain independence we have to do two things. One, at least try to stem the tide of illegal immigration. It's really bad folks. They pour over our borders every day by the hundreds. There seems to be no end. Law enforcement does very little to stop them. I suggest checkpoints at the border. Every time a vehicle comes across the border from say, Shreveport, or Tulsa, stop that vehicle and check the passengers! If it's two women or two men holding hands, turn them around. If they have any literature from some liberal movie star a full cavity search should be mandatory and if there are children in the car for God's sake buy them kids a plate of Bar B Q! 

     Second, we have to start acting like Texans again. We are NOT Americans, we're TEXANS! We were NOT a territory that begged the US to take us in, we were a REPUBLIC that annexed America. We do NOT buy into every weird idea that comes out of New York and LA, and all the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders ARE girls, thank you very much! 

     We won't be able to secede right away. We have to accept that. SOMEbody has to feed the "Huddled Masses Yearning To Be Free," and if we don't then who will? Kim Jong-un? No, we have a responsibility here. Just like a runt puppy, we have to ween them. It's not going to be easy, but we can do it.  

     If we can get our minds right, stop the illegal immigration, and slow the flow of cash from Texas to the US then we might just have a chance. We won't have to put them in FEMA camps. They already HAVE places like Detroit, Ferguson and South Chicago. The problem is to convince the Nortés that if they have it all figured out then just STAY there. We're doing just fine down here. Then, they won't have to worry about our guns, our churches, or our hetero-sexual marriages. Worry about them Arab fellers. They need fixing. Go fix THEM!