Obama, Jesus, and Crackheads

     Ok, let's do some math. We, here at RER, tend to look like conspiracy theorists at times with the way we ride Obama, but, as usual, I'm going to boil it all down to a bowl of chili just for y'all. I had to just look at the President in a proper light, the right filter, and his actions made perfect sense. First, a little background. I had four sons.  Bobby, my youngest was a fine film producer. He was like Michael Moore in one respect, that cost him a fatal heart attack back in '07, and we miss him greatly. Michael, joined the Marines, but a bad ear put him out. He signed up as a contractor and spent three years in Afghanistan rooting out Taliban. He is now a deputy sheriff back here in Texas. Then, of course, there's Wilbur, the Chief! Oh, my bad, the MASTER Chief! Eight tours of the Gulf, and over there right NOW! Finally, we have Timmy. Every family has one, and Timmy is ours. Timmy is a crackhead, and THAT'S why I completely understand Barak Obama!

     If you analyze what Obama is doing it all makes perfect sense, especially in the light of his explanations. You must understand his constituency. When Timmy gets out of jail, oh, he's currently "in" right now, we measure Timmy's life as being either "in" or "out", he comes to the house, eats, and gets right on the phone. He's usually gone within two hours, claiming he is going to see one of his many "ladies." On the way out the door he always steals something. You would be amazed. This last time it was a Pad, whereupon he will sell, or trade it for a "rock" and we'll see him in three or four days. When we ask what happened to the Pad we will get a tirade of angry words about his horrible childhood, how Michael got the biggest pork chop, or it was his to steal after all he's done for us. Now, if you can connect those dots then understanding Obama is a snap! Obama supporters are a bunch of crackheads! 

     Now please note, I did NOT say Obama was a crack head. He's a crack PUSHER! That's why he can try to suspend the Second Amendment, yet, at the same time, throw the doors open for the very people who knocked down the World Trade Center! That's how he can institute a health care plan that destroys health care. That's how he can fund something like ISIS, and then turn around and tell the country that Radical Islam doesn't exist. His entire administration has been a contradiction of terms. PERFECT for the crackheads who voted him in! AND he's from Chicago, and that can't be good. 

     Also, the birth certificate thing. Have you ever seen a crackhead being arrested? I don't care what charge they are arrested for, failure to produce ID, or coming up with a false ID always heads the list. And his wife? All I'm going to say is whenever you find a crack pusher, and he has a girl . . .well, there you are! Obama plays golf . . . TIMMY plays golf! The comparisons go on and on. Our biggest problem is those five hundred or so OTHER crackheads running the government over in the congress and senate. 

     The one difference between Obama and Timmy is Jesus. Timmy falls back on that at every opportunity, but let me explain. You see, while "in" the crackhead will always "find" Jesus. Whenever Obama finds himself painted into a corner he will invoke some religious terminology in order to placate the masses. Timmy does it like this. Long about the third or fourth visit  he will say, "I've found Jesus!" The first dozen times or so we would buy into that. I mean, you know, you have to. If you believe in Jesus you have to have faith that He CAN turn lives around, but a good sip of reality is required. The last time he told me that I said, "Really? Gee! I thought that boy would have made parole by now!"