Swimming Naked

     Alrighty then! Back into the fray. Get your forks out 'cause this is a gonna be good, and Crystal, I know you can't print this one, but every now and then you just gotta swim naked! Clears the head, don't you know? Yesterday Benjamin Notarealjew gave a speech before a joint session of congress. Now, I must admit I didn't listen to it. I never listen to politicians. Politicians are all liars, and the top politician is just the top liar, but I did watch all the fall out. Hey, I've never watched a single Super Bowl, but I've recorded all the commercials, I'm weird, ok? 

     I picked up one line from ABC News where he gets on that, " Never Again" thing, and I thought that was . . . special. Anyway, down at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave our current house . . . I mean President was hiding in a closet sucking on a Marlboro spewing something about "No Fair!" But that's not made it funny, folks, that's not what made it funny. 

     For six years Obama has been ripping and tearing at the Constitution, sucking up to every Sheik who owns a camel, playing golf during every state funeral (unless you're a homeboy in Ferguson) and providing Marriott accommodations to every wetback who ever swam the river. Now, when some guy comes over and says he's a long legged Mac Daddy (tip of the hat to Dr. John David Manning) his minions turn out in droves screaming about "America" and "our president" and "degrading the power of his office!" I saw so many American flags I thought it was a VFW beer party! Dudes! Didn't you JUST tell us the Muslims don't like to see those things in public any more? 

     Obama is so weak, his logic is so skewed, his understanding of this country, and how it really works is so off key that any haberdasher from Brooklyn could give a speech and his ca ca will go to water! I Crappith Thee NOT! Of course he paraded the token white guy, John Kerry, around talking about sensitive talks with Iran. Here's Kerry's plan. He wants to give Iran ten years to develop a nuke in peace so they'll be able to blow Israel to hell and back right proper. Do you honestly think these camel jockeys are just going to sit on their hands for ten years, eating shish k bob, because if you do have I got a bridge for you, and it's on SALE! 

     Netanyahu lives in the real world. Those are real religious nuts with real nukes looking at him. He can't afford to sit back and discuss subtle ideology and suppositions. And, before you liberal, homosexual, gun hating, Obama loving fools start in about how Israel "took" that land away from them poor old Palestinians, let me remind you; if you ain't got a feather in your hair, and work in a casino go HOME, cause this ain't IT! Now swat them bees!