Monday, May 18, 2015

Beer For My Horses

Beer For My Horses


     Have you ever heard that everything's bigger in Texas. I give you Waco. Y'all remember Waco, don't you? David Koresh, Mount Carmel . . . yeah, THAT Waco. What we have here is a dichotomy. Two Yankee, oh, my bad, ISIS terrorists spring out of a car in Garland and get shot right THEN! I know, I know, we shouldn't have had to art contest, should've understood their sentimentalities, Pamela Geller should've worn a burqa, sit your butts DOWN! Those two bozos were the best Islam had to offer. Don't jihad in Texas, boys. Now, on the other end of the spectrum we have Texas bikers.

    Texas bikers are a unique breed.  You've all seen the movies about the Hell's Angels running up and down highway 101, forcing station wagons off the road, and tearing up bars, well yesterday some Texas bikers showed how to TEAR up a bar! Let's look at the dynamics of the situation. I'm the manager of a cafe/bar, and I want to generate a little revenue. What to do? I know! I'll invite five rival biker gangs in for a Sunday afternoon beer party to discuss their differences. THAT'S the ticket! Of course, you'll have to wait for church to let out so all the families can come and see all the Harleys in the parking lot, and get a chance to show the kids! Of course NONE of these guys are going to be packing, cause in a place serving alcohol THAT would be against the law, and God knows they don't want to break the LAW!  Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good idea! Free wings for everybody!

    This has nothing to do with open carry, and everything to do with open carry! Let me ask you a question. If firearms were totally illegal, with stiff penalties for any infraction, do you honestly think them there bikers would have gone to that beer party, filled with rival gangs, unarmed? Well, if you do, have I got a bridge for you, and it's on SALE! Take a little trip down to Mexico where you have EXACTLY that scenario, and trot a few of them Cartel boys through a metal detector. See how that works out for you.

    Nobody wants to shoot their way through lunch, but if you ARE a family guy, in a restaurant having Sunday dinner, and things go crazy, don't you have a right to defend your life, and the life of your family? Ok, let's go back to the OK Corral. What were the Earps, and Doc Holiday doing that day? They were enforcing a city ordinance forbidding the carrying of weapons within the city limits of Tombstone. Uh, did you notice the Clantons were all packing, well all but Ike Clanton. Guess they hadn't read the ordinance.

    You will never free American society of guns by passing more laws! In fact, every gun control law since the 2nd Amendment is unconstitutional! All you do with laws is get honest folk killed! Mothers for gun sense in America, I have some gun sense for you, make guns available to all law abiding citizens who would like to live through LUNCH! I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's bad peoples out there in this world, and the only thing that keeps them reasonably civilized is GOOD people with guns!

    You will read this Waco story until you are tired of it. MSNBC will have a orgasm for weeks. Fox News will have the leader of the Hell's Angels do an interview in a Brooks Brothers suit, and Obama will sign an executive order forbidding riding a motorcycle in a mall, but all of this is just window dressing. Here's what really happened. SWAT teams, state and local police were there, in advance, as they had been every other time these people had meetings. Police admit that THEY fired their weapons.  Not ONE civilian was killed or harmed (Kinda like the OK corral, huh?) Biker gangs are 90%+ veterans who hate ISIS! They are teamed with Texas militia. Could it be that the Fed found a way to take down down our vanguard?  The song remains the same, whiskey for my men, beer for my horses, and even  a good dog has a right to bite!


Simple Ol' Boy From Austin

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